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COMING OVER LIKE THIS, MAN?
( Bobby yawns )
Buuuuu
IT WOULD HIT THE GROUND, READY TO ACCEPT YOUR REFUSE.
[ Mutters ]
PLEASE, CONNIE, CALL ME HANK.
WHOA! SLOW DOWN, KAHN JR.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
SHE'S GOT ROOM FOR THREE MORE.
SO NOW YOU'RE A WOMAN.
I SIT DOWN, BOOM-- ON MY LAP.
HELP ME.
DID SHE SAY WHAT THAT WAS? BECAUSE I AM SO CONFUSED.
OH, BOBBY.
( sighs )
BUT YOU'RE SUPER-ORGANIZED.
CAN I BORROW TWO STUPID DOLLARS?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
I GUESS I'M TIRED, TOO.
( sighs )
WHILE I'M JETTING OFF TO HAWAII
I WANT MUG, TOO, HANK HILL.
FROM SYSTEMS ANALYST TO SENIOR SYSTEMS ANALYST.
DO YOU WANT TO BE IN CHARGE, HANK? NO.
( speaking Laotian )
North wind
BECAUSE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE
WHAT TIME CONNIE SHOULD EAT, ACCEPTABLE READING MATERIAL...
KAHN JR., YOU HAVE A P.M.S.
TO BREAK UP WITH ME BECAUSE SHE HATES ME.
WORD IS, CONNIE'S AUNT FLO IS IN TOWN.
ALL RIGHT, KIDS, LIGHTS OUT.
AND, WHILE SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEARNED THROUGH GUESSING
IN THE LIVING ROOM-- IN OUR SLEEPING BAGS.
OH, POOR CONNIE.
fuck me
YOU JUST YELL AND YELL OR YOU JUST CRY AND CRY.
FOR TAKING CARE OF THIS, KAHN.
Buuuu
HA-HA!
THE RUBBERMASON 170L.
YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S A GIRL IN THE HOUSE.
GO WITH YOUR MOTHER, YES.
BUT IT FEELS LIKE I'M DOING BOTH OF THOSE AT THE SAME TIME.
- YOU CHICKENED OUT. - YES, SIR, I DID.
AAH!
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