Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I GET FIVE WHOLE MINUTES.
THIS IS THE BEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN.
I LEARNED ABOUT GOLDFISH HEAVEN.
HERE'S CONNIE BABY-SITTING BOOK.
IT-IT'S OKAY, CONNIE. IT'S ON ME.
COME ON, CONNIE, PICK SOMETHING.
MAY I TAKE THOSE PLATES OUT OF YOUR WAY, SIR?
OH, GOD.
OH... COULDN'T YOU JUST GIVE HER THIS STUFF?
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN THANK ME
YOU WATCH TITANIC ON THE RIGHT DAY
LOOK AT ME. I EVEN GOT THE KID'S MEAL.
NO, BUT I...
WELL, THINGS ARE STARTING TO CHANGE.
HUH. NOT IN THIS HOUSE.
THIS SUCKS.
TECHNICALLY, I THINK I'M ONLY A WOMAN
IS MRS. HILL HOME?
IT'S PRETTY DARK.
Fuck Diesel
I KNOW. AND MY DAD SAID WE COULD CAMP OUT
UH, CONNIE LEFT SOME THINGS AT MY HOUSE.
CONNIE, HONEY, IT'S PAST 8:00 ALREADY.
POOR CONNIE? POOR ME.
( sighing )
MOM!
HEY, I SEE YOU GET NEW DEEP FRYER.
YEAH. MM-HMM.