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‐ Just like Jay Leno?
♪
[screams]
‐ Speed bumps make you angry.
Is there something you need to tell me?
a school drop‐off zone even more frustrating.
‐ I've never kissed anyone before.
‐ Enjoy the rest of English class, Marcus.
‐ This one girl had to make new teeth
♪ 'Cause it'll strike some other guy ♪
♪ And now that we're talking about it ♪
‐ Duncan, were those corn flakes
‐ Let Daddio show you how it's done.
The trick is, never wash the pot.
‐ Hey there, honey.
Thanks, voice inside my head
‐ That's it.
Oh, yeah. That's what I like.
Yeah, that's it! A medical professional is wrong,
In case you wanna use the radio.
Plus, um, my brother's dying,
‐ I'm back!
‐ I'll find my own magazines.
♪ Where we'll have some fun
I love you, Kimberly!
‐ It is a cold sore! Ew!
Mmm, still tastes like cocktail wieners.
That ponytail was who I am.
[grunts] I wanna do my wife!
all: ♪ I can finally put anything in my ♪
‐ Can this day get any better?
‐ That was a little overwrought.
Our bodies just instinctively do it.