Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again.
What?
Oh, the nerve.
...the next they're real. I don't know what to believe.
Jerry. Come on. It's an emergency.
Zero.
Well, I'm done. I think I'm gonna go take a sauna.
I don't need to see her nak ed to know those aren't real.
I touched them.
Go to the airlines. Tell them that you have a death in the family...
You know, I do kind of wonder what fake breasts feel like.
They're Red And They're Delicious
- There's Sidra. - There's Salman.
Salman Rushdie.
He would've made a great nazi
Well, you see what happened was...
- What? Don't say that. - No. They're fake.
What?
What about women? They go left or right?
...but I don't dip that way.
- Hurry up. - Hey.
Good workout?
...with a copy of the death certificate, and we'll refund half your fare.
- Oh, hi. I'm Elaine. - Hi.
From now on, just throw out the banana And end it!!
They're fake and they're deep-tacular
Actually, I'd really prefer to sit here. I don't hear very well out of this ear.
...and then out of nowhere he calls me, cancels the date...
- How you doing? - Good.
.
Doctor.
And you could just order it off the menu.
Everything has gotta be just so. He would have made a great Nazi.
You dipped the chip. You took a bite...
Maybe if you'd seen her naked.
Just take one rush AND END IT!!
First of all, its sworn not swarn you idiot
...and put a scoop of ice cream on the side.