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All right. Maybe it is, but listen, I gotta get ready...
What kind of a sick person would do a thing like that?
10 nuggs for $1
Then that's it. That's the end of that.
Just miss the warm weather, you know?
Oh it’s real, and it’s spectacular
FROM NOW ON, WHEN YOU RENAME YOUR TEAM MAKE IT SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY, & END IT!
Did you just double dip that chip?
...and lost the use of his right hand so...
Oh, what do you know? You have no breast-touching experience.
Agents who’ve seen me in a swimsuit:
Oh, so anyway. We go out on one date, and he asks me out for a second...
- How you doing? - Good.
- He can't go left? - No.
Bass, Jerry.
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
Stop it, George. Get out. Get out! I never wanna see you again.
Double dipped? What are you talking about?
Great Lakes guys that like Fish that actually eat
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
You know that Linda McCartney had some big breasts
Oh, that would be wonderful.
I'm about to get myself a snack.
...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate.
Their last date they were on the couch...
See, now is that so bad?
Well, I suppose I could make a copy of it.
Okay.
Well, I'm the boyfriend. Otherwise, what's the point of being the boyfriend.
I saw her last week. She looked healthy and peaceful but she knew.
George, please.
- Really? - That's why it's called the StairMaster.
I never knew you were into breasts. Thought you were a leg man.