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Good beads, nice beads
You wanna stay in pretty good shape.
Anyway...
So have I.
No, we just play defence.
You kill how you wanna kill
Can’t go east
- All right, come on. - All right. It's in the top drawer.
It's like putting your whole mouth right in the dip
Did you just double dip that chip?
It's like 10 dates in one shot.
I THINK YOU'RE BOTH MENTALLY ILL
- You'll need my frequent flyer number. - Yes.
I'm not her boyfriend. I wanna be her boyfriend.
Yes, they do.
Look, you idiot, first of all, it's Salman,not salmon.
From now on, when you drop a bwwwoiaahh take two clicks and end it.
- I was just leaving. - Right. You were leaving.
- Aren't you gonna get that? - No.
Just do the partial wipe and END IT!
...admittedly rudimentary scrapbook of her life.
I'm a writer.
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It's like finding out Mickey Mantle corked his bat.
5 df