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This is where you have to be when you're the boyfriend.
- Hi, Jerry. - Oh, hi, Sidra.
No, it's not on.
Liposuction. Are you familiar with this?
It's like a sauna in here.
Oh, and that's my brother, Timmy.
Great Lakes guys that like fish That actually eat
Sal Bass
You know, they're fake.
- Thursday night. - Okay.
- Well, what if it's an emergency? - Oh, there's no emergency.
You ever been to the Mideast?
- How do you know? - I can tell.
And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular.
George, this is Aunt May and Father Jessup.
Did you just double-dip that chip?
It's like a boiler room in here.
That would be $387 round trip.
I don't know what I'm doing here. I must be crazy.
Betsy, dear, have you had anything to eat?
Yeah, she was on his right side. He can't make a move with his left hand.
Just make the post and end it!
- I hear that's how she died. - Yeah.
What are you doing to me?
Just take one regular season Points title And end it!
You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts
I'm packing for Puerto Rico. I need to borrow your bathing suit.
Really?
Why do you need a death certificate?
- I gotta know. I'm talking to Sidra. - I gotta know. I'm talking to Salman.
...third wake this month.
Well, I take it very seriously.
Well, that's your problem.
You know, they seem bigger.
All right.
- Oh, so you can relate? - Oh, yeah.
I'll purchase the ticket for you.
JUST EAT ONE FINAL WINERY BURG AND END IT.
I touched them.