Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think they're real and if they, I must say, they are...spectacular.

He's on his ninth date with Betsy. Still hasn't got anywhere.

You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose.

Yeah. He's going back to his old girlfriend.

What is it? You're interrupting.

What's the matter with my boys?

JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!

From now on, just take one dip and end it.

I know what the problem is.

What are you doing?

Did you just double-dip that chip?

I will get you a nice snack.

That’s like putting your whole mouth Right in the dip!

Have you noticed that women today are-?

I think you’re both mentally ill

Jerry, Jerry, you're missing the big picture

Jerry, what am I gonna do? Go in there and spy on her in the sauna?

Hey, of the two of us, I'm the only one who's touched them.

"You know, that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts."

Comfort schmomfort.

You touched them?

All right, sir. Now all I need is a death certificate and you'll be on your way.

Every time he makes a move something screws up.

Well, I think you'll find out soon enough.

You've dated women with nose jobs. What's the difference?

You don't unhook anything to get to a nose...

- What, did you ask her? - I'm gonna find out tonight.