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JUST BUY A TOYOTA, AND END IT!
- If that's Rushdie, they're real. - If they're real, that's Rushdie.
- She the one you went out with? - Yeah. I really like her.
I understand you offer a 50-percent-off bereavement fare?
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Sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met...
...who would I get the death certificate from?
- What? - Did-?
You know that Megan Ramondi had some big breasts.
I don't know. One minute they're fake...
Well, I’m sorry Timmy, but I don’t dip that way
- Well, just- - You know, these-
You dipped the chip, you took a bite...
It's a golden opportunity to advance the relationship.
Oh, George, how nice of you to come all this way.
You see...
Wrong.
...my friend here, his aunt passed away last-
I think they're real and if they are, I must say, they are spectacular.
...what kind of work do you do?
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The cosmetic surgery procedures that are available to people today-
That's it.
Give me the chip.
Sorry. I couldn't help overhearing.
Double-dipped? What are you talking about? What do you mean?
I wouldn't have said anything if I'd known you'd stop seeing her.
This is my...
...I saw that guy at the health club. That is not Salman Rushdie.