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and before you know it, they're at each other's throats,
Hey, honey! I want you to meet somebody.
And I'm all alone in the world, kiddo, and I need...
Okay, I gotta know something.
That we'll always be all right
- It's like I don't even exist! - What? You're leaving?
- BRADLEY: There you go! - Right here.
Well...
Yeah.
or boring, or annoying.
All right. It's the future, okay?
Guaranteed prediction of the future $20.
ESTHER: Oh, I thought you were working on your book.
You're gonna be okay. We're all right here.
Raise your hopeful voice you have a choice
(TYPING STOPS)
- No peeking. - No peeking.
Because I can pay those bills.
Harry?
Go ahead.
Well, everything we need to know is going on right in front of our eyes.
Don't be ridiculous. They're just kids.
Yeah. What? Is that bad? He's a great little spoon.
- Mom! - Okay, okay.
People can keep other people alive.
That's all, folks.
I'm a doctor.
- Where's my pillow, then? Huh, bitch? - What pillow?
- I think I'd proceed with caution. - No, you don't understand. We need a dog.
Ex-jock druggie who still has a teddy bear?
Honestly, I feel like I'm the luckiest man alive. I...
(GASPS)
You just gotta stay alert.
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, smartass.
I mean, he wasn't my student, for God's sake.
Yes.
- Thank you, dear. - It's okay.
That's why we have to love each other as hard as we can now,
and two women falling in love.
What happened?
Pisces, Virgo rising.
That fucking bitch!
Big, beautiful, hazel eyes.
This isn't enough for a place with a foyer.
CHLOE: Oscar?
What about you?
She believed her?
and he is not unhandsome, either.
Really?
Yours?
My husband, Dave, and I bought a house from you a few years ago.
(WHISPERING) Yeah, I know. Me too.
This house has a history.
Do you want the good news or the bad?
- What's that? - I brought you cheeseburgers.
I'm really sorry, Bradley,
Because you can't go through your entire life
Oscar.
I just... I don't know if you've heard or not,
Almost as hard was the fact that
MARGIT: Weak pulse. CHLOE: Breathe!
Then he comes home, thinks about my mom,
No, no, no, no, no. Jump! Jump, but with your eyes open.
Just towards the end of the ceremony, right before the "I do."
I gave that marriage everything that I had.
I'm alone, okay? I want a dog. I need that dog!
but your Aunt Kathryn
- Rent, maybe. - Really?
That's you.
Look, Oscar.
I need some advice.
We had a deal.
(HALLELUJAH PLAYING)
Not according to my ex.
Okay, in the foyer, I see...
My, my. You're even more beautiful out of the rain.
That's my girl.
Excuse me. Thank you.
(CRYING)
So, why'd you quit?
David?
Well, can't get the future for free.
- Yeah. - You gotta be somewhere?
(CHEERING)
Marry me.
And this one...