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It's going to be all right.
I guess when it comes to porn, that's a drag.
And then I felt sorry for them.
David, this wine is excellent. Do you want a glass?
We're going out the way we came in.
Well, even if they knew, it wouldn't change anything.
You only live once.
(SIGHING)
I think so.
Oh.
A young girl asked me for advice today.
What's wrong?
- BAT: Oscar. - You ready?
(WOMAN LAUGHING)
Well, you know, Chloe...
- Oh, Jesus Christ! - What have you given this guy, huh?
No.
Unspeakable.
all the horrible shit they've done,
Can I have a coffee? Large, black, to go.
I mean, she's a passionate woman with needs, you know?
Look at that. Brilliant.
Goddamn it!
(BARKS)
Maybe I never saw Diana either.
and Diana and David.
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
I think it would be better if we just don't see each other again.
Or do you think that it's everything,
(STABS)
(INAUDIBLE)
Well, not entirely.
Not anymore. He's bonded with us.
Pass over? You mean die?
And finally they invented laughter,
You know why?
We're gonna have another one. Right away. Gonna have two.
- Hey. - Hi.
I may need a little help.
You have questions for me?
Thanks.
because you have your head so far up your ass.
What's your name?
(TURN PLAYING)
- With each other? - And one of them is married.
But I'll tell you what. Right now, look at this.
But that one's got a button missing from the left collar.
- Put the past behind me. - That's a positive step, my friend.
I have this boyfriend, Oscar.
it doesn't matter. It's too late.
We don't know what might have happened.
Oh! Those are the ones that cure cancer.
An absence of disqualifiers is a rare and beautiful thing.
and I start going. It says, "Make a right. Make a right."
At least it was a man this time.
Thank you.
- Anybody home? - BRADLEY: Harry!
Hi.
Besides, isn't that what relationships are all about?
seeing you back at work.
I live next door.
He was my son.
No, it's a little late for that.
It's the house. It's cursed.
Classical, in fact, like Romeo and Juliet.
MAN: Come on, come on, come on! DIANA: Okay?
but I just can't help but think maybe I did something to cause it.
If you faked it.
Look, I don't know what you're talking about.
Let's go home.
Oscar?
Uh...
(GROANS)
Unfortunately, his kingdom is small, with very few comforts.
We need to leave.
Oscar and Chloe knew it.
- Okay, so next time... - Don't jump, I know.
No.
Well, would you look at that?