Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, we can always ask the cards.

It's every goddamn thing! I cannot do this for one more day!

He had, like, a secret life.

she threw away her birth control, and she married him.

I had this dream one night while I was wasted.

- We always have a good time together. - How come you never got married?

I know. Well, I have to take it back. It's null and void.

we're going to have a long conversation about the nature of deals, you and I, okay?

Hey, how come you two never had kids?

I know, I know, and someday, when you get a little older,

Look. See how adorable they are?

That's not for me to say.

I thought I was alone, but down on the 50-yard line

(WHISPERING) Hi, Bradley. Hi. Oh, God. How you doing?

I was faithful to Karen for 11 fucking years!

BRADLEY: Wait for your pitch, sweetie.

PLAYER 2: Don't let him get around the outside, man.

I'm like, "Well, I don't have the directions."

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

She loves you. She'll forgive you.

we had no idea he had a drug problem.

I only need you to keep him till Friday, Kathryn's birthday.

- I know. - Okay? For another woman.

The important thing is whether or not you had fun last night.

That's fantastic! We're... I...

so they could stand it.

- Yeah, it's not the same thing. - Yes, it is.

- Two, actually. - That's only fair.

- Get the car. - You're gonna be just fine, okay?

Then they weren't bored any longer,

They take the game seriously.

Your love is mine

That's... That's my shirt you're wearing.

and within weeks or months, they're moving out.

Yes, you are that bad. You and me, we're the same like that.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

Well, he's not stupid, or inconsiderate.

Good job on that.

I wandered into the stadium.

MARGIT: Careful!

You know, sometimes I think love is just a trick nature plays on us,

But the end is always right there in the beginning.

I'm aware of that.

No, I didn't know that.

My wife's got a softball game out here today.

Oh, nice. I was just dreaming about cheeseburgers.

HARRY: Of course, by then it's too late.

Why did you do this to yourself?

Hey, I'm gonna ask you a question, okay?

OD in an alleyway on a pile of garbage.

On our wedding night, you remember how scared I was?

I'm not scared of anything.

That's what you do to the nice ones, Diana. Come on, I know you.

You were my first.

Oh, man, we're going to have adventures, you and me.

- I'm sorry? - Karen Watson.

What was it? Coke?

He's not obnoxious, or violent,

Hey, where's the little girl's room?

But I hate dogs and you know that.

How do I make a change? I can't go through this again.

until you're already on the other side.