Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A bit of unsolicited advice for you,
The owner will take a second mortgage,
Here. Come, sit.
Oh...
Diana Croce.
And was she right?
Is that Uncle Bradley's car?
I think what you should do is go straight to the pound
Mmm-hmm?
How'd you pay for those?
- Kathryn is scared of dogs. - Not anymore.
(MINISTER PREACHING INDISTINCTLY)
I don't know.
I didn't lie.
Okay, we'll start with a palm reading. You sit there.
Yeah.
He called in. Said he'll be a little late this morning.
Like I felt before
Hey, Gordon, don't be sad. Somebody's gonna pick you, okay?
All right. Here we go. Ready?
a couple of cheeseburgers and some French fries.
Oh, Harry.
Not because you won the lottery or anything, just...
- What a day, huh? - Yeah.
- You looking to buy a house? - Sell one, actually.
I'm gonna walk outside right now,
That's the only time he can make it.
- MARGIT: Okay. - All right, go. Go, go, go, go.
Go for a walk?
Bradley, look. Try focusing on simple pleasures.
I think I scare guys off because I'm so intense.
- How did we never put that together? - I don't know.
He's a... He's a regular over at the shop.
We got tons of money and I'm not scared of anything.
I don't want a goddamn dog!
And she didn't run away.
- Two hundred and forty bucks? - Well, nobody's ordering it.
- Where am I? - You? You're in the house.
- Yeah. - Why not?
And I'm sorry.
HARRY: If you'd studied that hard, Bradley, you might have been a decent student.
I used to be.
I'll have to agree with you.
- Green! - Hazel!
But what? Never cheated.
that his future prospects are not so hot.
Nothing hotter than that.
Sure be a shame to open her up.
- No. - OSCAR: Neither did I when I started.
- What're you gonna make? - Should I cook something?
They're our kids.
- I think I've seen you in here before. - Probably.
What are you doing here?
No, it's not the same thing!
Oh, my God, I'm actually going to buy a house!
He likes you.
this one thought at this moment in my life is the most precious.
Is it because you never met anybody as lovable as me?
You are not to blame her for your miserable life.
Congratulations.
He got it!
- Yes, I had a good time. - What's that, Diana?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
She's the one who keeps saying she's not ready.
- Shit. - Yeah.
You do, and I'll kill you myself. I swear it. Now get the hell out of here. Go on!
So...
you're telling her that you know her better than she knows herself.
Really?
but never had it returned.
Hit me.
There was this African monkey whispering all this creepy shit in my ear.
He is a mean son of a bitch, but I can be, too.
Both Laurel and Hardy are telling me
Your famous toast?
(CROWD CHEERING)
Hey, how's your boyfriend?
Two. One for me, and maybe one for a little studio.
- And you know what? - What?
the dog, Harry, the dog she named after me,
I'm working on it. Nothing in here we can afford. I...
Looking out the window