Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* I'll be coming home soon
so I started going through all your e-mails.
that when I say that...
inaugurations, stuff like that.
to pick up busty dullards.
You stuck by me
Are you gonna be okay by yourself for a few minutes?
No. My penis.
So you're bringing a plus one?
saying "my penis" in a Scottish accent?
lying is what I do best.
Listen.
BARNEY: It's fine, Ted.
Classic Jeanette, huh?
Ted, what is my one rule?
I'm ready to settle down.
Remember when you set
It's gonna be legend...
At least Marshall's having a good time.
in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?
Anyway, uh...
I never gave you a key.
Guys, I'm bringing her,
Here's your key back.