Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

they deserve to boil in hell's everlasting sulphur
Get these folks out of here!
Mephistopheles.
How do you ever expect us girls to advance...
The fireplace...
But a witch with an impenetrable hatred of me.
MAN 1: Get down here.
I also remember the two of us having a lot of fun.
None of this would've happened if you had loved me in the first place.
Go and watch the Cooper woman.
Adored you!
...and hang out with a few normal people.
Hello. My name is Victoria Winters.
[NECK CRACKING]
What is it you want, Angelique?
...and devote your every waking moment to becoming an exemplary father...
Josette!
Pulling me to Collinsport.
So I set out in search of a new home.
WOMAN 1: What? WOMAN 2: No way, man.
Yes, it was a shame...
My true love, taken.
Of course.
BARNABAS: Let me out!
Every bit as curious and rambunctious as I was.
VICTORIA: No! Please! Please, no! Please!
Hello. I'm Victoria Winters.
It's like I've known you forever.
[WOMEN CHATTERING]
[SYNTHESIZER PLAYS LONG NOTE]
[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
Right where it belongs.
Nothing but the best for you, pussycat.
Yes, I killed Dr. Hoffman...
...understandable.
Now...
So be it.
...do they endure?
can.
Fascinating, really.
...until such time as I release you.
My father had quite a flair for secret passages and rooms.
when you see your crush
That they couldn't look down their entitled noses at us.
...your most intimate and womanly segments.
If you wanna get with her, you're gonna have to change your approach.
Now that Dr. Hoffman isn't around to give you your little transfusions.
A word with Barnabas Collins, please.
We shall have spirits enough to fill a schooner's hull.
Thank you, Ms. Winters.
Yes, well, I'm sure things are very different in England.
Young man, I think nothing of the sort.
Very good.
For if a man can become a monster Then a monster can become a man...
For others, a life of servitude.
You're all stiff, proper and old-fashioned.
...I am sorry, my dear...
Carolyn! Will you please turn that noise down?
[SPEAKING LYRICS] I am a picker
Neko Musume: a werewolf!
I think it's time I showed you my office, Barnabas.
I'm warning you.
Perhaps you would be kind enough to enlighten me.
Eloquently put.
We're gonna have to take you in.
You see...
Those are Egyptian cotton.
...it's gonna be the last one.
No.
None of this would've happened if you'd just loved me.
Let me try.
You're way too weird.
The house has some 200 rooms...
I guess.
Yes, indeed.
- Hath my scent offended thee? - No, no.
There's nothing worth stealing, I'm afraid.
They kept us apart.
...starting with that little creature you've been eyeing so fondly.
And fight I shall.
And now you have a chance to fight again.
WOMAN 3: And this last war we're in the middle of...
Black hair, handsome features.
A curse takes devotion.
[GASPS]
It is what defines us.
Keep your damn panties...
Vicky. Please, call me Vicky.
Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins.
Don't exaggerate, it was only 196.