Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mephistopheles.
Have you any idea what you put me through?
...the love of a woman is won by giving money to her father.
Man, you tripped for two centuries?
A letter proclaiming Satan's true name.
WOMAN 1: Yeah.
[MICE SQUEALING]
Do you think the sexes should be equal?
My dad's talking to her inside.
Uh-oh. Hey.
They call him the Godfather of the Grand Banks.
Septembari 3, 1985
Every nook...
Cursed because I saw things other little girls didn't.
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
But why become a man, Barnabas?
...by a yellow dragon with iron teeth.
Your love.
It's really true! Mommy, Daddy, please!
Mr. Clarney...
With our sacrifices and our blood.
DAVID: I like him.
Now they got a staff of me.
FOREMAN: Let's dig it out.
[WOLF HOWLING]
We'll be lucky if we see him before Christmas.
Is he for real?
Josette!
Things have changed while you were taking your little nap.
I am neither good nor gentle, and I do not forgive.
But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again.
Septembari 23, 1985
Yes, well...
VICTORIA: Barnabas!
Excuse me. Captain Clarney?
MAN 2: Morning!
It's a medical doctor that specializes in disorders of the mind.
What do we do now?
To your form return
If I may, what is the family business?
- Peace wins every war. ALL: Yeah.
Filthy.
...every secret!
VICTORIA: It's beautiful.
Lately it's just been...
You shall not be harmed...
You're late.
Right. You've only spoken of my birthing hips.
Uh...
I mean to stay.
A ball for who?
And booze, lots of booze.
This one was always my favorite.
Septembari 13, 1985
Just legends, really.
...might've been a tad harsh.
And David's mother's at the bottom with one of them.
We're different from these people, Barnabas.
BARNABAS: Caught in Angelique's spell...
I guess as long as it makes him happy, what does it matter what anyone believes?
Angie has deals with most of the boats in Maine.
And Mother has a fantasy I won't run away if she doesn't.
Help me.
...and we decided to put down permanent roots.
What are you?
I am terribly sorry.
The Collins family has rebuilt their business with murder!
I could change that.
Either you remain at Collinwood...
...and you're gonna take some more time to think about us.
I have used no such trickery to summon your ardor, I assure you.
Elizabeth.
Everybody in this house tiptoes around him, but no one cares how I feel!
...what do you know...
DAVID: Leave him alone.
Uncle Barnabas...
...I dare say I shall drink you to a withered husk in less than five.
And burn, baby, burn
Collins. Collinsport.
ROGER: You know, Barnabas has a point.