Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Is he ever coming home?
What if I made you?
And I've found that place here at Collinwood.
We still own a few fishing boats.
I gave you my heart!
ANGELIQUE: Unh!
I attempted to throw myself from a cliff.
Yes, I did, didn't I?
Now, we can either fight until one of us is dead...
Which is exactly why I came to you instead of the police.
...claiming to be a distant relation.
...with sufficient money...
Terrified beyond belief.
And yes, it was fun being adored as the Collins name crumbled...
I've caught the only thing that matters, Barnabas.
Good luck.
You know, if you'd just been smart enough to love me, I would've let her go.
Just the same for you and me
But now I would like you to go and watch Alice Cooper with the others.
But after two centuries of consideration...
[GRUNTING]
Huh. Good luck.
[ALL CHUCKLE]
ANGELIQUE: Mmm.
Perhaps you should go and acquaint yourself with the evening's entertainment.
...and started to kill innocent townspeople.
Command? You make me sick.
I'm here on behalf of the town council to welcome our new visitor to Collinsport.
She likes to pretend she's rock 'n' roll.
Beautiful workmanship, isn't it?
We could have spent eternity together.
It's a shame.
We're better than they are.
And Victoria...
Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!
She talks to me.
BARNABAS: When I was but a boy...
You must think me a fright. Miss...?
BARNABAS: What was that infernal banging?
We have a Chevy.
And I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.
Please, call me Vicky.
I haven't seen Vicky...
ANGELIQUE: If he doth another choose
[HEART BEATING]
My dear, even Aphrodite herself could not construct a more odious union.
- Look. - Ah, yes.
BARNABAS: Resolved that I would never belong to her...
Septembari 4, 1985
This?
How do you feel about the president?
Pray, what month is it?
...I must now defile...
Went around insisting that a witch had turned him into a vampire.
Yes.
ELIZABETH: Barnabas.
...when I sent his mommy to the ocean floor to have tea with the tuna.
There's the monster.
...a piece of my wretched soul dies.
...and condemned me to suffer my anguish alone in the dark...
...I think ghosts are just people...
...including that you've known his secret since he arrived!
You want fishermen, you gotta get Silas Clarney first.
Nothing would make me happier.
In the sun
ELIZABETH: Keep your voice down.
I mean, look at her red hair.
We still hold pink slips on 95 percent of the nets dragging the Grand Banks.
Bill...
It reads thusly:
Woman???!!! Don't think so bub.
BARNABAS: I should tell you, Willie...
Your name may have changed, but you remain the succubus of Satan.
...are you aware of the concept of doctor-patient confidentiality?
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
L...-
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
Look at me. Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk.
What we've always done.
Enough trickery.