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Tell me about you.
- A lifelong friend? - Yes!
but only for Flag Day!
I'm growing a mustache under my long nose.
Ned, I have to quit drinking. Now!
♪ By the sea, by the sea ♪
Happy birthday, Lisa.
♪ And we had real heroes then ♪
Because I make tie clips out of maple syrup,
♪ Then rewinding all the tape ♪
It's my birthday!
Because she won't get more than a block away with that.
and you're already the most amazing thing I ever did.
We used to call it "grave," but that was too scary.
This is the 12 steps, not 20 questions.
It's little Lisa's birthday, and you all forgot.
How's about a Flaming Moe?
Chug, chug, chug.
you're gonna get into their brains like an earworm
You're hiding when you're supposed to help me
But her grades are perfect, her extracurricular's stellar,
Um, if I'm powerless, isn't every power greater than myself?