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— Sorry, guess |just—— — Corporal Klinger, I understand——
— Your pointer, sir. — Thankyou.
You tired too?
—C|ark Gable? — Ha ha ha!
Give me the grenade. Please ?
Excuse me, sirs.
— I‘m talking about that bandana. — Oh, that‘s my good luck. My ma gimme this when I shipped out.
That‘s right. Let the others get theirs.
— It‘s French. — Oh. No wonderyou smell like a snail.
that he actually delivered a whole jeep for him.
—I gotta see the major. — Is that a grenade?
but figure ”A” is already married to, say, figure ”,"C
When filling out G.|. insurance forms,
It‘s not actually necessary that any of you officers be present. [Chuckles]
that these two married charts——
— What‘s goin‘ on, Father? - Shh-shh-shh!
But figure ”A” can‘t keep his hands offoffigure ”B,” because she‘s got such a great figure.
— I‘m not even Catholic. — Would you like to be?
[Blows]
|wou|dn‘t marryyou for five dollars.
at last, after almost three straight days ofmeatball surgery.
but it was the last thing Frank would admit.
uh—— that they, uh——
— Klinger—— — Stop.
Trapper and / stopped by her tent.
Frank, you are ten of the most boring people I know.
and wants to get married,