Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Edgar Allen Poe, total alcoholic fights vampires.
I'll come pick you up or...
Kinda what I was gonna guess.
That freaks me out.
No Nigger Soup!
it didn't get that far, I think he's fuckin' gay.
I don't know, don't you wanna like
Michael's playing Edgar Allen Poe
He listens to me.
Who's maybe number five in the class hottie's list.
It’s like a Fairytale!
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me now it's fuckin' waiters?
So what happened with Leonard?
How would you like to be young Lincoln in an Edgar Allen Poe film?
No nigger soup
it's so confusing.
Henry come on, you, me, here, what?
People don't appreciate the responsibility you have,
Fuck.
You're so hot.
So do you normally do the casting decision and stuff?
I feel like Lou Ferrigno in this motherfucker.
Yeah.
Tell that motherfucker I'm gonna rip his dick off
Oh yes, you are the biggest fuckin' pussy!
You fuckin' walk out on me now, I will kill your entire family
And everyone's just in the ballroom.
Nah, dude, I'm done, that's it. It says it in my contract, I'm out.
Howard, this is where you're messin' up at
- Sometimes they give you a part. - Come on!
those commercials with the "are we having fun yet?"
And look who's here with a question for you?
I used to go clubbing all the time, before I married that thing.
- eating that shit. - I think Matt Damon.
The universe is crazy am I right?