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I'll go talk to her.
What about "Soup R' Oppression"
Fuckin' up vampires in old Baltimore.
- So, it's like a white thing? - Well, put it like this,
The shit I go through to make that kid happy.
we have sirloin sliders.
If she won't talk to her real mother. She she is not gonna talk to you
She used to run around the house saying it all the time.
In like the comic version with the vampires?
- Did you say "franchise?" - Yeah, business term.
- They're lookin' at Natalie Portman. - Who's like 40.
Hi, I can give that to her for you.
it's a fairy-tale fantasyland,
Or they're just trying to hitch a ride on your popularity.
I didn't know, that you loved this loser
Those aren't my friends,
offering support to the birthday girl.
He is a good waiter, he's is a fantastic actor.
No, no you gotta check your demographics, man.
- you wanna do it? - I don't...
I have a prestigious blog, sir.
I know how to deal with these issues. I was very popular.
setting the example.
History of the south, man.
asparagus spears and...
I love that.
- Abraham Lincoln? - When he was a congressman,
I might be on the ground floor of a sensation, here.
They probably want ho's, I'll take care of it.
Fuck this.
I fucking walked into a wall on the way to the batroom.
so Tristan, probably the top guy at school,
because today this boat isn't just a boat,
- what does that make you then? - The next Costner.
- Shit. - Yeah.
what true professionalism looks like.
Michael, I'm sorry, I'm dealing with a real shitstorm, here.
Now FYI we took over for valhalla catering.
Well fuck him!
All right, all right.