Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (punching thud) - Yeah!
I tell you, funk music is a real testament
- I'm Jordan Peele. - And we are Key and Peele.
Jordan, wake up,
Gon' be for you. (chuckles)
- On your feet. - What I do?
Nothing can stop me!
She's not responding to you.
why in the world would it work for you?
Gimme your [bleep] money, Bitch!
- (sighs) - (clears throat)
Which one you want?
(sighs)
Uh, ladies, are you-- how you doing tonight?
- I-- - I just pressed it
- That's bad news. - 'cause he cannot, yes.
I will be groping your breastasies
L-- Advise.
No, I'm talking to the Pussies of Anarchy right now.
- Meegan! - Moreover, how does it feel
I'm nine years old. I got Benjamin Button's disease.
- Oh! - Whoa.
- I-I went blind. - Somehow you didn't hear it?
outside the barn because you were too big,
(chuckles)
- We tackle and grapple. - You want we go
Um, excuse me?
Thank you so much. I am Keegan-Michael Key.
- No, no, no. - Tackle and grapple.
(whispering) Jordan, Jordan.
You guys are awesome!
No, I wasn't saying that.
Don't flare your nostrils at me,
Are you sure you pressed it?
(chuckles)
What's--
a combination of some mode of transportation...
They were always, like, in their 40s or 50s.