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I got somewhere I gotta be. Cover me with Daniels, will you?
Afraid so, Ma'am.
-Major, l-- -I ask you for one fucking thing....
Maintenance man?
The red hair, freckles....
Come on.
-I'm out right now? -Soon as you're processed.
Got them.
I'll be damned.
No, we gotta get you some clean piss, you know...
-What, Bird gets high? -Not in the towers, he don't.
Somebody's hitting Stringer Bell's pager from the Number 2 payphone...
You get a chance, man, let me pull your coat to something.
It's him.
and practice these principles in all our affairs.
"God grant me the strength...
...warm air for the afternoon...
You done had the stick-up, then the jump-out.
I don't know.
what else you got in the way of open murders?
-Jump out! -Bail-out on Druid Hill, 700 Block...
Gainesville. Been down in Florida at her sister's all damn week.
So?
That's if I have to be constabulating like you all.
And he tells me who did it?
-But a stone fucking whodunit? -That's not a fair assessment, Major.
What's up, bro?
$5, yeah. Everybody, $5 hats right here.
How are you sitting with your bosses?
-1 1-M. -Okay, 1 1-M. Is that so hard?
$500-a-plate fundraisers for a police lieutenant?
Bet you don't do that shit to a white man.
Gun matches.
dope, theft, dope, and the charge du jour is...
-That's it? -That's it.
It's great that you're going through every word--
gimme this hand back and step to me, and I'll fuck you in all three holes.