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I have no idea why! How can I atone for it?
and even ol' Eric Cartman.
then I'm gonna need something better than Twitter.
while no one was looking.
I have no idea.
[gasps] Oh, yeah.
I borrowed my brother's dick once to fuck Daryl Hannah.
When was the last time you went to your local DMV?
"I can't, you guys. I twisted my ankle."
Well, we believe that he means the government loves you,
# Hand to hand, across the nation #
32-year-old pizza delivery man.
-That’d be cool. -I know, right?
We have to do something about this!
They saw me, and they're gonna be so angry.
Gonna tweet you all the details,
Dude, they have gone too far this time!
I am so sick of that stupid bitch.
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
the government thinks they can do whatever they want,
-It'd be cool. -I know, right?
Is that Toby?
She called her friend and asked if she
Yes, sir, we believe the- the truth.
Have you read any DMV literature?
They say it's to keep us safe,
- Argh! - You were playing football?
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
It's not gonna be okay because now I'm a whistleblower
wanted to go see the Percy Jackson movie.
Then he called a fitness center to set up a membership.
Uh, no.
So all that live forever up in what they call the cloud.
Elon Musk's New Brain Implant Shitter
I don’t think so.
Will do.
Nobody cares that Santa Claus
[laughter on TV]
Oh, hell no, you did not just invade my privacy again.
We have to do something about this!
and telling us what they did wrong.
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
There's even some quotes from President Obama.
It's called Shitter.
But this is very top security stuff,
You totally started crying and quit the game!
How would you like to know the truth?
# Friendly faces everywhere #
-That'd be cool. -That'd be what?
Just finished my Shitter commercial.
But sometimes, I accidentally tweet things
All his blogs and emails have been watched
Now everyone knows the truth,
She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots
Wow, those people over there seem like they're having fun.