Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don’t think so.
# Hand to hand, across the nation #
We have to do something about this!
Is that Toby?
She called her friend and asked if she
wanted to go see the Percy Jackson movie.
Uh, no.
You totally started crying and quit the game!
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
Then he called a fitness center to set up a membership.
32-year-old pizza delivery man.
But this is very top security stuff,
then I'm gonna need something better than Twitter.
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
Wow, those people over there seem like they're having fun.
# Friendly faces everywhere #
It's called Shitter.
I am so sick of that stupid bitch.
"I can't, you guys. I twisted my ankle."
How would you like to know the truth?
It's not gonna be okay because now I'm a whistleblower
-That’d be cool. -I know, right?
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
They saw me, and they're gonna be so angry.
-It'd be cool. -I know, right?
Have you read any DMV literature?
Yes, sir, we believe the- the truth.
When was the last time you went to your local DMV?
Elon Musk's New Brain Implant Shitter
while no one was looking.
Well, we believe that he means the government loves you,
We have to do something about this!
Dude, they have gone too far this time!
-That'd be cool. -That'd be what?
Just finished my Shitter commercial.
She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots
Nobody cares that Santa Claus
and even ol' Eric Cartman.
[gasps] Oh, yeah.
the government thinks they can do whatever they want,
So all that live forever up in what they call the cloud.
I have no idea why! How can I atone for it?
I borrowed my brother's dick once to fuck Daryl Hannah.
I have no idea.
But sometimes, I accidentally tweet things
- Argh! - You were playing football?
and telling us what they did wrong.
Will do.
There's even some quotes from President Obama.
Gonna tweet you all the details,
They say it's to keep us safe,
Now everyone knows the truth,
All his blogs and emails have been watched
[laughter on TV]
Oh, hell no, you did not just invade my privacy again.