Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When was the last time you went to your local DMV?
while no one was looking.
[laughter on TV]
Well, we believe that he means the government loves you,
She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots
How would you like to know the truth?
Have you read any DMV literature?
Wow, those people over there seem like they're having fun.
-That'd be cool. -That'd be what?
She called her friend and asked if she
-It'd be cool. -I know, right?
[gasps] Oh, yeah.
You totally started crying and quit the game!
I borrowed my brother's dick once to fuck Daryl Hannah.
and telling us what they did wrong.
I am so sick of that stupid bitch.
We have to do something about this!
Yes, sir, we believe the- the truth.
Nobody cares that Santa Claus
# Friendly faces everywhere #
Then he called a fitness center to set up a membership.
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
-That’d be cool. -I know, right?
Will do.
Gonna tweet you all the details,
It's called Shitter.
Oh, hell no, you did not just invade my privacy again.
and even ol' Eric Cartman.
- Argh! - You were playing football?
There's even some quotes from President Obama.
# Hand to hand, across the nation #
Now everyone knows the truth,
They say it's to keep us safe,
Just finished my Shitter commercial.
It's not gonna be okay because now I'm a whistleblower
Uh, no.
wanted to go see the Percy Jackson movie.
"I can't, you guys. I twisted my ankle."
So all that live forever up in what they call the cloud.
Elon Musk's New Brain Implant Shitter
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
32-year-old pizza delivery man.
But this is very top security stuff,
But sometimes, I accidentally tweet things
then I'm gonna need something better than Twitter.
They saw me, and they're gonna be so angry.
I don’t think so.
the government thinks they can do whatever they want,
All his blogs and emails have been watched
I have no idea.
We have to do something about this!
Dude, they have gone too far this time!
I have no idea why! How can I atone for it?
Is that Toby?