Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then all I have to do is go back to this place

we can offer them comfort and hope.

The chief asked me to join him

And when they do something wrong,

-It'd be cool. -I know, right?

and send them directly to the Internet.

It's time to let go, Eric.

somewhere else?

I did something really bad.

So then the problem was, I don't have thumbs.

I think we have a nosy Nancy in the room.

and send them directly to the Internet.

Perhaps we here at the DMV can start changing as well.

Blabbin’ pussy little skank!

Hey, government.

and then I-I put my wiener through the hole.

and see if I can expose some of their secrets.

but then I let my provider Jehovah into my heart.

Oh, thank you! I will!

and everyone's gonna think I'm super cool.

Oh, yeah, we tracked him for a little bit,

then we can't do anything.

see if you're fit for the job.

I had my entire fist up her ass.

So then the problem was, I don't have thumbs,

This'll tell you most of what you need to know about the DMV,

I don’t think so.

of sex with young boys.

-It'd be cool. -I know, right?

How many people are on Shitter?

I don't think so.

Why do people talk on their phone like that?

It's called Shitter.

be sure to look up Jennifer Love Hewitt.

The NSA needs all the help it can get.

want to take that American flag and shove it so far up your anus

In the end, though, they really needed me to play,

holding the cellphone out like this,

I-I saw this picture of Jennifer Lawrence in a magazine.

The government watching me?

I'm telling you guys,

it was my thumbs.

Ashley Bartoszek