Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

interpret the Bible wrong.

Just between you and me, I think everyone is too stupid

"Hey, get off the TV, you effing midget!"

Could you read this part out loud?

the bigger their file becomes.

- What's Shitter? - Don't know if you've heard,

I don't think so.

I can't even get a minute of peace

Don't you see what this could lead to?

Kyle, this is a private conversation.

Yeah, what's that?

I know that the NSA is torturing Santa, sweetie,

Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.

And thank you, President Obama,

Nah, don't do that.

I'm at a Yankees game right now.

will bring judgment against all and perish,

we need you to keep playing defense."

Oh, you shouldn't be handing out drawings like this, ma'am.

God, I love baseball.

How much longer I got to wait?

I don't think so.

to be efficient and proficious."

- It'd be cool! - I know, right?

Why not 1,000 Living in Americas?

well, thanks for watching over me

But, sometimes, I accidentally tweet things

Are these people nice?

that are homophobic.

Hey, man, I was just blowing smoke.

Did you guys read 1984?

And now that everyone knows what you're doing to Santa,

you've been tweeting.

With the DMV shut down, Americans have been asked

You’re not that important!

I don't think that way. I just type that way.

# Smoke, track, fat back, many miles of rail road track #

[clears throat]

Oh, my goodness.

Blabbin' pussy little skank!

Lawrence, remember I was telling you how the government

People who take their cats on planes should be shot.

You got to start Googling everyone

I yelled at a midget.

listens to everyone's phone calls and reads all our emails?

Ah, yes, so this is where the government

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

- I can be forgiven? - Yes!