Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How much longer I got to wait?

Ah, yes, so this is where the government

Lawrence, remember I was telling you how the government

I'm at a Yankees game right now.

the bigger their file becomes.

I don't think that way. I just type that way.

- What's Shitter? - Don't know if you've heard,

Just between you and me, I think everyone is too stupid

Did you guys read 1984?

You’re not that important!

Yeah, what's that?

I know that the NSA is torturing Santa, sweetie,

listens to everyone's phone calls and reads all our emails?

People who take their cats on planes should be shot.

Are these people nice?

"Hey, get off the TV, you effing midget!"

And now that everyone knows what you're doing to Santa,

- It'd be cool! - I know, right?

# Smoke, track, fat back, many miles of rail road track #

[clears throat]

And thank you, President Obama,

to be efficient and proficious."

Blabbin' pussy little skank!

Oh, you shouldn't be handing out drawings like this, ma'am.

I don't think so.

Oh, my goodness.

- I can be forgiven? - Yes!

Could you read this part out loud?

you've been tweeting.

that are homophobic.

You got to start Googling everyone

But, sometimes, I accidentally tweet things

I can't even get a minute of peace

interpret the Bible wrong.

I yelled at a midget.

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

will bring judgment against all and perish,

With the DMV shut down, Americans have been asked

Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.

Why not 1,000 Living in Americas?

we need you to keep playing defense."

God, I love baseball.

well, thanks for watching over me

I don't think so.

Nah, don't do that.

Don't you see what this could lead to?

Hey, man, I was just blowing smoke.

Kyle, this is a private conversation.