Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, what's that?

that are homophobic.

to be efficient and proficious."

Lawrence, remember I was telling you how the government

well, thanks for watching over me

Hey, man, I was just blowing smoke.

Why not 1,000 Living in Americas?

Ah, yes, so this is where the government

I don't think that way. I just type that way.

With the DMV shut down, Americans have been asked

Just between you and me, I think everyone is too stupid

[clears throat]

And thank you, President Obama,

How much longer I got to wait?

the bigger their file becomes.

I know that the NSA is torturing Santa, sweetie,

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

Don't you see what this could lead to?

"Hey, get off the TV, you effing midget!"

- It'd be cool! - I know, right?

I can't even get a minute of peace

# Smoke, track, fat back, many miles of rail road track #

Oh, you shouldn't be handing out drawings like this, ma'am.

Are these people nice?

But, sometimes, I accidentally tweet things

Nah, don't do that.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't think so.

listens to everyone's phone calls and reads all our emails?

Did you guys read 1984?

- I can be forgiven? - Yes!

interpret the Bible wrong.

Kyle, this is a private conversation.

I don't think so.

we need you to keep playing defense."

You’re not that important!

And now that everyone knows what you're doing to Santa,

- What's Shitter? - Don't know if you've heard,

Could you read this part out loud?

People who take their cats on planes should be shot.

will bring judgment against all and perish,

I yelled at a midget.

Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.

you've been tweeting.

You got to start Googling everyone

God, I love baseball.

Blabbin' pussy little skank!

I'm at a Yankees game right now.