Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that's when I masturbated to Game of Thrones.
You see, Craig, once I came clean with the government,
Oh, you can walk there.
[electronic beeping and buzzing]
Now let's all pledge allegiance.
Don't cry, baby! Wipe your tears!
Your little cartoon has a girl on fire.
I don't think so.
they live forever because the government
and send them directly to the Internet.
to be honest about your mistakes.
[chorus singing]
I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich
You're not that important!
of every single person in the country?
but they're keeping us safe.
or person of interest are the ones
but the government is actually able to monitor
I seriously feel like I'm being spied on right now.
Uh, people keep showing up
See, I didn't read it either,
but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home,
filled me with a joy I had felt nowhere else.
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
What, they already have something better than Twitter?
But you know what I've learned?
and send them directly to the Internet.
slow down your need to communicate with the world.
that can actually take the thoughts in your head
still wants to hear everything I have to say.
No, you don't have to fly to Russia, hon.
if they gonna put the file in the cloud,
I don’t think so.
and on Alec Baldwin's new television show via Shitter.
Me and Toby are ditching school!
What's the NSA?
you little bitch.
Eric, honey, what's the matter?
IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU why
All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?
My dad said the government keeps a database on everyone.
and I know it was especially wrong
Well, that's okay, because now there's a device
There's a very important threat to national security.
I'm sure the government has a file on me a mile long.
Get their hands on what?
and doing everything you do.
I don’t think so.
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
Hey, so, um, as I'm going through people's emails