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You're not that important!
You see, Craig, once I came clean with the government,
See, I didn't read it either,
I don’t think so.
Your little cartoon has a girl on fire.
slow down your need to communicate with the world.
I seriously feel like I'm being spied on right now.
My dad said the government keeps a database on everyone.
but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home,
they live forever because the government
Now let's all pledge allegiance.
I don't think so.
Eric, honey, what's the matter?
Don't cry, baby! Wipe your tears!
Well, that's okay, because now there's a device
What's the NSA?
but they're keeping us safe.
and I know it was especially wrong
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
I'm sure the government has a file on me a mile long.
if they gonna put the file in the cloud,
filled me with a joy I had felt nowhere else.
you little bitch.
I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich
[electronic beeping and buzzing]
All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?
but the government is actually able to monitor
and on Alec Baldwin's new television show via Shitter.
[chorus singing]
and doing everything you do.
No, you don't have to fly to Russia, hon.
I don’t think so.
Uh, people keep showing up
Get their hands on what?
And that's when I masturbated to Game of Thrones.
that can actually take the thoughts in your head
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
What, they already have something better than Twitter?
to be honest about your mistakes.
Hey, so, um, as I'm going through people's emails
Oh, you can walk there.
There's a very important threat to national security.
IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU why
of every single person in the country?
Me and Toby are ditching school!
and send them directly to the Internet.
But you know what I've learned?
still wants to hear everything I have to say.
and send them directly to the Internet.
or person of interest are the ones