Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See, I didn't read it either,
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
Me and Toby are ditching school!
and I know it was especially wrong
I'm sure the government has a file on me a mile long.
What's the NSA?
of every single person in the country?
and on Alec Baldwin's new television show via Shitter.
Get their hands on what?
And that's when I masturbated to Game of Thrones.
[electronic beeping and buzzing]
I don't think so.
but they're keeping us safe.
slow down your need to communicate with the world.
You're not that important!
that can actually take the thoughts in your head
I don’t think so.
Now let's all pledge allegiance.
My dad said the government keeps a database on everyone.
they live forever because the government
But you know what I've learned?
but the government is actually able to monitor
I don’t think so.
you little bitch.
All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?
to be honest about your mistakes.
or person of interest are the ones
Don't cry, baby! Wipe your tears!
and send them directly to the Internet.
Oh, you can walk there.
IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU why
[chorus singing]
and send them directly to the Internet.
filled me with a joy I had felt nowhere else.
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
I seriously feel like I'm being spied on right now.
and doing everything you do.
still wants to hear everything I have to say.
Well, that's okay, because now there's a device
What, they already have something better than Twitter?
Eric, honey, what's the matter?
There's a very important threat to national security.
Your little cartoon has a girl on fire.
but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home,
I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich
You see, Craig, once I came clean with the government,
No, you don't have to fly to Russia, hon.
Uh, people keep showing up
if they gonna put the file in the cloud,
Hey, so, um, as I'm going through people's emails