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-It'd be cool. -I know, right?
then we could definitely use your help, young man.
Forever!
Can't do anything? You're the NSA.
That's right.
[bell dings]
It didn't work, Mom.
poking their noses in the emails of its citizens.
Time to go find a pussy sandwich.
I know he can be a meanie sometimes,
Wires are grafted harmlessly into your skull,
[mechanical whirring]
Hang on, I'm gonna make a video blog
if you just let the government into your heart.
Wow, that's cool. She's cute. Wink emoji.
This is war, bro.
And then DMVs everywhere can become a place
right here at our school.
You're okay with everything you think
-That'd be cool. -I know, right?
that you crap stars and stripes for a week,
What's up, everybody?
Not according to the central computer.
Your government is watching you,
Eric Cartman is the NSA's worst nightmare.
to see what this is all leading to.
to keep track of everyone in the country,
Oh, God.
Why, the DMV can be a place
and then to everyone else on Shitter.
Oh, kewl.
but I saw the puppet show version up at Casa Bonita.
to stay out of our private lives!
That is, until a plane flies into a couple towers
How do we have a choice?
I'm at a really great musical right now.
You're not that important!
Just between you and me, I think everyone is too stupid
Did you guys read "1984"?
Jarvis, what have we got on an Eric Cartman?
Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter.
All right, and your name?
Look, I am telling you that you are making a huge mistake.
Hello?
I don’t think so.
Pov: اوفر الراحة التامة
that can actually take the thoughts in your head
# [muffled] #
to keep track of everyone.
I don't think so.
What are you, the NSA?