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that they should try it out.
Why do people talk on their phone like that?
Everybody! Everybody, hey!
Why do people talk on their phone like that?
all our emails and Twitter accounts.
Got a 17-year-old female down in Jacksonville.
Good night, government.
What else can I do?
at #keepthegovernmentoutofmybusiness.com.
Free Pass with Alec Baldwin.
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
That's why this is so important, you know?
as fat and unimportant.
You must have a pretty big file on Eric Cartman.
Oh, I feel so much better already.
Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter.
Why do people talk on their phone like that?
That's quite all right.
like the little girl, will burn in the fire.
and my friends were all like, "Dude, Cartman,
-That'd be cool. -That'd be what?
for my "Stop Listening to Me" website.
Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.
and it says, "You might also be interested
[sniffling] Okay.
But I am done forever with Game of Thrones.
I'm telling you guys,
"then you have to admit it to your protector
the government thinks they can do whatever they want,
Is that that same kid?
Well, that's OK, because now there's a device
Really, really bad.
Then take that shit off speakerphone!
I don't think so.
In 1992 I had sex with the Queen of Monaco. I had my entire fist up her ass
Nobody wants to hear your goddamn conversations,
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
That's when I realized
to make sure there weren't any dinner plans.
to all my Shitter followers.
# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #
A big rally to tell the government
and I'm forgiven again?
Now as I infiltrate the NSA,
We admit all our shortcoming and sin
He just emailed his wife and asked if she
[siren wailing]
# Ow, say, ow, ow #
to see what this is all leading to.
I don't think so.
I infiltrated the NSA, and I was a whistleblower,
the government is watching everything you do-
and talking on speakerphone!
and a big tidal wave of peace and serenity
My colleague and I are going through the neighborhood
A Charlie Brown Christmas
We need to organize a rally!
in the Blu-ray for Star Trek."