Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We need to organize a rally!

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.

Well, that's OK, because now there's a device

Nobody cares that the government is listening in on everything.

where people come to get things off their chest-

They're the meanest people on planet Earth.

I don't think so.

[doorbell rings]

I am Eric Cartman!

It's called Shitter.

We have to do something about this!

Sir, you might want to check this out.

Don't you see there's no other way?

I don't think so.

We have to do something about this!

I don’t think so.

at what I exposed about the government,

Wait, shh, I've gotta be careful.

and your government wants you to be happy.

Why do people talk on their phone like that?

Hey, Phillip, pull my finger. [doorbell rings]

All right, keep an eye on all three of 'em.

I'm telling you guys,

before that bitch walks in,

and they needed to be gotten rid of.

Nah, don't do that.

is keeping tabs on me?

And I-I was at Barnes & Nobles with my mom.

I don’t think so.

- What the hell are you doing? - Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,

but then I realize, all these things,

How about I make you some hot tea with lemon and codeine?

That just going to the DMV

I said I got your tweet of the address.

disguised as an employee, and I'm gonna-

and a little girl loses her life.

but keep quiet 'cause it's top secret.

I'm about ready to go to the NSA undercover,

Well, don't you know that the government is watching you?

Maybe they didn't see me. No, no, they saw me.

For everything bad I've ever done?

See, I was like you once, afraid, unsure,

checks up on its citizens.

before that bitch walks in,

it wasn't me that was homophobic,

Well, there's a lot of interesting stuff

It's never too late.

I don’t think so.

doing stuff I shouldn't do like showing people pictures

and it seems there's never enough detectives