Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nobody cares that the government is listening in on everything.

Wait, shh, I've gotta be careful.

and your government wants you to be happy.

Well, don't you know that the government is watching you?

And I-I was at Barnes & Nobles with my mom.

Sir, you might want to check this out.

It's never too late.

For everything bad I've ever done?

before that bitch walks in,

but then I realize, all these things,

We need to organize a rally!

Don't you see there's no other way?

and a little girl loses her life.

Maybe they didn't see me. No, no, they saw me.

Hey, Phillip, pull my finger. [doorbell rings]

Well, that's OK, because now there's a device

[doorbell rings]

I don't think so.

I don’t think so.

I am Eric Cartman!

I don’t think so.

How about I make you some hot tea with lemon and codeine?

checks up on its citizens.

and it seems there's never enough detectives

at what I exposed about the government,

I said I got your tweet of the address.

I don't think so.

I don’t think so.

it wasn't me that was homophobic,

where people come to get things off their chest-

I'm about ready to go to the NSA undercover,

before that bitch walks in,

It's called Shitter.

Why do people talk on their phone like that?

- What the hell are you doing? - Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,

We have to do something about this!

is keeping tabs on me?

I'm telling you guys,

We have to do something about this!

All right, keep an eye on all three of 'em.

Well, there's a lot of interesting stuff

but keep quiet 'cause it's top secret.

disguised as an employee, and I'm gonna-

doing stuff I shouldn't do like showing people pictures

See, I was like you once, afraid, unsure,

That just going to the DMV

Nah, don't do that.

and they needed to be gotten rid of.

They're the meanest people on planet Earth.

but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.