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All right, keep an eye on all three of 'em.
but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.
They're the meanest people on planet Earth.
See, I was like you once, afraid, unsure,
Dah! Dow!
Why do people talk on their phone like that?
Well, that's OK, because now there's a device
is keeping tabs on me?
before that bitch walks in,
Nobody cares that the government is listening in on everything.
and a little girl loses her life.
and your government wants you to be happy.
Hey, Phillip, pull my finger. [doorbell rings]
Wait, shh, I've gotta be careful.
Yeah.
- What the hell are you doing? - Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,
And I-I was at Barnes & Nobles with my mom.
Yes!
I am Eric Cartman!
Maybe they didn't see me. No, no, they saw me.
I said I got your tweet of the address.
I don't think so.
How about I make you some hot tea with lemon and codeine?
What the-
I don’t think so.
[doorbell rings]
Sir, you might want to check this out.
at what I exposed about the government,
but keep quiet 'cause it's top secret.
We have to do something about this!
Well, don't you know that the government is watching you?
I'm telling you guys,
but then I realize, all these things,
I don’t think so.
Nah, don't do that.
checks up on its citizens.
and they needed to be gotten rid of.
and it seems there's never enough detectives
where people come to get things off their chest-
I'm about ready to go to the NSA undercover,
We need to organize a rally!
doing stuff I shouldn't do like showing people pictures
For everything bad I've ever done?
Don't you see there's no other way?
I don’t think so.
Well, there's a lot of interesting stuff
It's called Shitter.
before that bitch walks in,
DMV people?
It's never too late.
I don't think so.
it wasn't me that was homophobic,
Like what?
disguised as an employee, and I'm gonna-
We have to do something about this!
That just going to the DMV