Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No. What Alec Baldwin commercial?
Well, that's OK, because now there's a device
I was-I was watching MTV,
Well, that's OK, because now there's a device
What have you got?
You haven't seen the Alec Baldwin commercial?
[all cheering]
but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.
and we don't have any privacy anymore!
[ominous music]
We can't let our enemies get their hands on this.
Hi, everybody, and welcome to my new show on MSNBC,
What the hell is going on here?
and this little person was singing a song.
The government watches everything we do?
and I thought everyone would be super pissed off
Pretty simple. Everyone has a file.
Yeah, I know, dude. I'm telling you,
then I want to make sure I come clean about the bad ones
Yeah, I know, dude. I’m telling you,
Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.
We've got a new member today!
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
and then I'm gonna put all their secrets up on Twitter.
all those phone calls can take a lot of manpower.
Do you pledge allegiance to the flag?
and maybe get those things off my record, off the cloud,
Um, and I-well, I cut the picture out of the magazine
I never thought of it that way.
and see if you like to know the truth.
but nobody cares!
Just between you and me, I think everyone's too stupid
Yeah, but I was like,
Hey, hang on a second, Lawrence.
and phone calls, um, how do I know which people to start with?
holding the cell phone out like this
Sit there and wait, and no cell phones or other things
Next please! [bell rings]
Yeah, no, dude, I'm telling you,
Whale, that's OK, because now there's a device
Yes, I'm here to apply for the NSA job.
In 1992, I had sex with the queen of Monaco.
I just want to say, well-
I'm at a really great musical right now.
I don't think so.
but I saw the puppet show version up at Casa Bonita.
See, I didn’t read it either,
See, I didn't read it either,
I've infiltrated the NSA and gained their trust.
in here, Craig.
and talking on speakerphone.
could go to the store after work.
I know not what to believe,
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
See, I didn't read it either,
this broadcast is for my Shitter followers only.
before that bitch walks in
They see everything.