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Your only talent was getting shot. Good luck out there. You'll need it.
If things were better here, he'd stay, but they're not, so he's leaving.
I just dropped Johnny at the airport.
-Oh. -[sighs]
So there's hundreds of layoffs. It's a really huge local news story.
Oh, yeah. Come in. Come on in.
♪ I know that its so ♪
[sobs]
Okay.
-Is this for me? -Well…
but I want you to know…
But it's not to, you know, make Johnny jealous?
Okay.
No, I'm not fucking kidding you.
Keep your hands up! Everyone! Hands where we can see them.
{\an8}-Nobody likes rhubarb, Mom. -Well, there was a sale on rhubarb, so…
{\an8}Something you touched is on another planet.
Yeah, right.
He was on my mind and so his name just popped into my head
We can hammer out any remaining details over lunch.
So, you're leaving?
I talked to my buddy Mike. He's a… a lawyer.
Mom, we have to finish this article for the school paper. It's due tomorrow.
But there's a few things I'd like to talk about first.
I'm sorry.
You come into my house, which I pay for from the money I make at the factory.
What is that supposed to mean?
Maybe.
-I would like to work here. -Great. I'll just get a pen.
Something that my dad helped build is still on the moon.
It didn't mean anything. It was just a slip of the tongue.
I'm gonna come back.
{\an8}I don't want to think about it. Today's about Dad.
It's called co-viewing. Men mean bigger ad dollars.
Yeah, because losing the baby was so traumatic, for both of you.
To sum up, it was great kissing, great--
-Bye, Mom. -[door slams]
Is that-- Is that my accent?
Now, get inside. You're going to freeze to death.
[doorbell ringing]
Can I stay with you for a while?
[indistinct police radio chatter]
Could've told you bare-knuckle boxing a mirror is a losing game.
[choral music playing]
-Tull, what are you doing here? -Can I sleep over?
because we have a lot of Christmas shopping to do.
Yeah, while you're making out with them?
I think I'm still in love with him.
Goddammit!
[answering machine beeps]
[chortles] Okay.
Hey!
I, uh…
-Felt kind of like a metaphor. -For what?
It's nice to meet you. So, should we head to the party?
I came out, to Julia.
Yeah, but then I thought,
[whispers] Check your contract.
Oh, actually, um…
[softly] Of course. Come here.
and I am prepared to offer you double what you are making now.