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Mom, we have to finish this article for the school paper. It's due tomorrow.
I talked to my buddy Mike. He's a… a lawyer.
He was on my mind and so his name just popped into my head
But it's not to, you know, make Johnny jealous?
[choral music playing]
{\an8}I don't want to think about it. Today's about Dad.
-I would like to work here. -Great. I'll just get a pen.
It's nice to meet you. So, should we head to the party?
because we have a lot of Christmas shopping to do.
Your only talent was getting shot. Good luck out there. You'll need it.
I, uh…
Maybe.
What is that supposed to mean?
and I am prepared to offer you double what you are making now.
[softly] Of course. Come here.
I think I'm still in love with him.
[indistinct police radio chatter]
I'm gonna come back.
No, I'm not fucking kidding you.
-Felt kind of like a metaphor. -For what?
♪ I know that its so ♪
but I want you to know…
You come into my house, which I pay for from the money I make at the factory.
{\an8}-Nobody likes rhubarb, Mom. -Well, there was a sale on rhubarb, so…
[answering machine beeps]
-Is this for me? -Well…
Okay.
I just dropped Johnny at the airport.
[sobs]
-Bye, Mom. -[door slams]
So, you're leaving?
Oh, yeah. Come in. Come on in.
Can I stay with you for a while?
Is that-- Is that my accent?
I'm sorry.
Oh, actually, um…
If things were better here, he'd stay, but they're not, so he's leaving.
[whispers] Check your contract.
Something that my dad helped build is still on the moon.
So there's hundreds of layoffs. It's a really huge local news story.
It's called co-viewing. Men mean bigger ad dollars.
-Oh. -[sighs]
We can hammer out any remaining details over lunch.
Yeah, while you're making out with them?
Goddammit!
Now, get inside. You're going to freeze to death.
Yeah, but then I thought,
{\an8}Something you touched is on another planet.
Could've told you bare-knuckle boxing a mirror is a losing game.
[doorbell ringing]
Yeah, because losing the baby was so traumatic, for both of you.
But there's a few things I'd like to talk about first.
Yeah, right.
To sum up, it was great kissing, great--
It didn't mean anything. It was just a slip of the tongue.
Hey!
-Tull, what are you doing here? -Can I sleep over?
[chortles] Okay.
Okay.
I came out, to Julia.
Keep your hands up! Everyone! Hands where we can see them.