Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're just five friends

O-Man, Stevie-Baby, the Petertron.

Thank you, Gary. That was very enlightening.

She's a beauty. Yeah, but she's no Beast.

Did I? Yeah. "It" is a pronoun.

What does that prove? Because of what Basil said.

I'm gonna go and see if there's a bus back to London

Might I recommend five pints of Crowning Glory?

Who cares what it is?

that I had one last chance with you.

We gotta get to The King's Head. Exactly.

Are you disappointed?

Me? They call me The King.

You fell off stage at the fifth-year ball fucking around and dislocated your elbow.

I should probably go and find Sam.

That probably sounds weird, doesn't it?

When you're ready, mate.

Same as before.

They didn't know Adrian was dead. They knew enough to tempt us.

Come on, man, it'll be fucking mental!

It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you.

I could have sworn I saw you on my street.

Yeah. To modern art.

A, we're all drunk,

I'm not saying they're afraid to get tough.

Andy, in 1986 we re-enacted the Knife Game from Aliens

Hey, Sam. How's life?

Hey, Earth isn't perfect, all right? And humans aren't perfect.

We? Yeah, the whole gang.

Does anyone know what Gary's doing?

We haven't much time!

Gary, let's Boo-Boo.

I mean, we don't know what they are thinking, really, do we?

Hey, who wouldn't? Am I right? Fuck, yeah.

Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls.

Very competitive.

- We had New Year's in here, didn't we? - '89 into '90.

No. What happened to you?

I thought you liked Adrian Keane.

Maybe it's a windoor. You can have that.

Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle

No. I mean I might have kids.

Yeah! Stop fucking Starbucking us, man! Yeah!

You want to try that again?

I always wanted to.

I don't know. Because it's a black hole. It's boring.

All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus,

What do you mean?

Everybody's been replaced by one of these.

and if we don't do what they say, they will make us their prisoners.

Come on. Andy! It can't start without you.

I never heard from her again. She might have had a baby.

How's it looking? Normal. Very normal.

No, don't go out there.

Gary's plan is still the best we have.

the hangovers so fierce it feels like your head is full of ants.

Earth has grown smaller yet greater as connectivity has grown.

Hey, why don't we just ask somebody? Who?

Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted,

Did you believe him? Did you believe him?

I think we should get away from the whole robots thing.

A Winter's Tale. Yeah. What was it called?

'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left.

What did, What did you say?

That was three. There's nine more. Oh, good.

Yes, it does. Doesn't it?

Get in. Get in.

We paved the way for you lot. Blazed a trail.

As for the blanks, well, a funny thing happened there.

Doing everything they could to make us join them.

This civilization was founded on fuck-ups. And you know what?

I still like the Sisters Of Mercy.

I'm in love with you, Sam.

Hey, Steve. She's just got here. Come on.

You only liked her after you found out I liked her!

You have my card.

I'm going to go and have a little chat with The Reverend Green.

Of course I'm me!

They know how to get to us, man. They know everything.

You get lost on the ring road again?

You've got everything you want.

That's a lintel.

Can't take away that smell, though.

Did he? They must have had his DNA on file.

Ever had one of those nights

No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever.

Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion.

You can have that.

Why should getting older affect something as important as friendship?

Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Up yours! Up yours! Up yours!

They can bring you back exactly the same or even make you young again.

Sorry about the mess. I've been meaning 10 clear that up.

Nine pints in and it was us against the world.

at 2,000 or so penetration points across the planet.

Are you okay, Sam? Are you okay, Sam?

Tell us then. Well, they're not robots.

I know, my mum could be dead. For reals this time.

and possibly buy some drugs.

Why do you think I drink with this crazy straw?

Climb down the drainpipe.

Is there a fucking echo in here? Yes, Sam's here.

I'm not going. It's not what you think. This is for all our benefit.

Who the hell do you think you are?

Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of a player, but really, he was all mouth.

Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00.

Stop fucking starbucking us, man

No, we're the Four Musketeers.