Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If he had polio, we'd deal with it.

Oh, I gotta spell it out for you?

What are these, antiques?

You know, I never really knew about it.

You didn't see me on that list did you?

Which made me feel better.

I could stick this fork in your eye!

I gotta ask you one more question about my son.

Why are you smiling?

The kid's in puberty. He gets a hard-on every 10 minutes.

And every day, you'll ride your bike to go visit Grandma.

We gotta try and catch a round

...you would've been the real gangster.

He'd been in prison?

They moved to Nevada. They're billionaires now.

- I have the money. - You do?

If Janice wanted it, she'd get it. She always gets what she wants.

That must've been devastating.

You felt your father was showing favoritism.

Then my sister came out.

Nonstop! Don't you get sick of yourself?

Something to do with my son, I think, what's been going on.

How did you feel about your father after that?

Well, as to whether Anthony has ADD...

What do you mean?

Where were they going? Why couldn't I go?

Those stupid cops, they went to the wrong place.

I never saw him do something like that.

Your mom wants you to get the screens down to the basement.

He looked helpless.

Why can't I have this? It isn't fair!

And this is how he repays me.

Keep your sticky fingers off the car. I just waxed the damn thing.

Gonna need sprinkles.

I spent too much money on braces for two years...

- How did you and your father get along? - Good.

...but if he's got this thing...

At times, doesn't think before he acts.

Oh, you're a 13-year-old boy. You're too young to be so tired.

Do you hold your father responsible for what you've become?

How's my little girl? You all right?

That didn't take long. Must be in good with the uppity-ups.

What's happening if you can't do a little tarantella on the kids...

Well, if it bothers you, maybe you better talk to a psychiatrist.

- Man! - I don't feel so good.

His grandfather invented ties for the end of salamis.

You only remember what you wanna remember

- Are you...? - Really?

Dad, could you and Uncle Jun give me a ride to school?

She wasn't gonna do it.