Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't bring your kid to an amusement park no more?
You asshole!
You hit Anthony?
He makes me sick.
Aliens abduct Cartman and give him an anal probe and it makes him fart fire.
Well, I already got a girlfriend.
Here, take a swig.
No soft sign on the neurological, either.
- Pick it up! - Leave me alone!
It's a chance to get in on the ground floor.
It was three transfers from Newark.
He's got a lot to learn, but he's headed in the right direction.
This is America.
I can't turn off my feelings because you say it's a byproduct of therapy.
Janice never does anything wrong. She's just perfect.
I left it downstairs. What'd you do with it?
What do you think?
The good news is, no evidence of learning disability.
No kidding. My mom made me go to bed.
It's not fair!
Out buying food for the horse?
That's Johnny-boy Soprano!
Seriously.
What constitutes a fidget?
Why were you thinking of your uncle?
You're home.
Pork bones and veal. It was a Sunday.
These other kids, you keeping an eye on them?
Got a clean bill of health.
I don't want to hear about that stupid electric organ!
You know, this ADD thing.
You could tell he knew what he was doing.
Are you testing them? The ones that aren't named Soprano?
What's the matter with her? She won't eat.
What you doing? Where you spitting?
Anthony, I thought this could wait till after dinner.
Okay.
Well, at the time I thought my head was gonna explode.
You never notice how he picks at the tongue of his shoe?
"About 50% of children diagnosed with ADD...
So what shall we do? What shall we do?
Oh, that'll be nice
Hi, Grandma.
Okay, good. Where do you think he is?
And don't backwash.
Probably not at all.
Aftershocks?
I take a licking but keep on ticking.
Take a bat with you, what they're doing on Springfield Avenue.
Good night.
The guys at Uncle Jackie's funeral.
Holy shit, that's why I'm remembering all this.
Yeah.
They love me anyway.
Oh, that Rocco Allatore, he was a real go-getter.
When misogynists carry on about a woman’s used va&ina And I fondly recall the thousands of multiple orgasms over the years.
Cognitive function, verbal and nonverbal intelligent testing...
He's keeping his hair.
...Admiral Nimitz had no battleships in shape for the fight.
How am I? I got dust up the crack of my ass, and I'm starving to death.
I'm depressed.