Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Conner, it's gonna break her heart.
Somebody better find my purse right now.
but we'll make do.
Nope, I'll pass.
He told me what you did for him. So... thank you.
Lacey, thank you so much for doing this. I really appreciate it.
Mrs. Murphy, if I may...
What? I don't need her help.
Yes, Carver, you can take the sofa.
that she has got sponsorship for the Jubilee, so it is happening.
Well, I try to be, but who can? Who can?
Mary had a little...
- Her mama was up in there cooking. - Where is she?
- He gets straight A's. - What?
Sounds like she needs some Prilosec OTC.
It's Christmas now. You need to go down there and buy her a tree.
Why should I care what Oliver thinks?
Do you know Oprah?
She's way prettier than the last one. She looked like...
It ain't them people, it's you! Hell, you!
We are not playing... This is not the time or the place. Don't you dare.
I would like to see us have another chance.
If she want to come in the house, she know how to get in. Leave her alone.
I can give you a few pointers if you want to.
Ain't got no eraser either. No cause...
Got it.
He left your mama for a white woman when you was two...
J. Blige, and as Mary was on tour...
- Jesus. Baby... - It the wintertime.
I'm gonna go down there.
And over there across the hall.
I'll see you all tomorrow. Do your homework.
Christmas is the time of year...
He shut his eyeballs. That's ugly.
- You think she noticed me? - Yes!
- What? - Yes, years ago.
Mama, it's fine.
Now, we may have to cancel the Christmas Jubilee this year.
Tyler Perry.
Wilbur, what does it say?
Sit there and turn into a damn Popsicle!
Yeah. That's right. You ought to see them things.
No, Buddy. It means she doesn't eat meat.
that might be a bad thing when it comes to certain parts of the anatomy.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
I'm fabulous. I'm gone with the wind fabulous.
I know you knew the answer.
We need this Christmas Jubilee to happen. You hear me?
Mama, was there a yellow ribbon wrapped around that tree?
I have prepared for you for Christmas.
Hold on, Eileen. Y'all need to let all this go.
I thought maybe you'd come down to Louisiana...
- Excuse me. - No, no.
I know, it's just I'm just getting settled in...
You are no Jeff Foxworthy.
Know?
So I appreciate it.
- You wanna go over it once? - All right.
We're both very sure we'll get the sponsorship.
- Women's apparel is on the second... - Y'all sell pears?
and ask them for some of those really nice big, big-girl drawers...
I think I left my bag in...
Yes. Oh, Lord, my poor daughter, she's so naive.
This child still sitting out there. That's just crazy as hell.
Something is wrong with my child, and I'm gonna find out what it is.
She's down there in the country, and I don't know what's going on.
Good, because I've been attacked enough today.
- Now, Madea... - Ain't nobody goin' no damn where.
And you watch your front talk, Tanner.
- Okay. Are we doing... - Hi.
All right. Go on in class.
- Are you coming to bed? - You mean the sofa, right?
No music?
- We need to shut this down. - Just wait a sec.
How to stop diabetes before it starts. That's what AARP talking about.
Please forgive my husband. He is a wannabe comedian.
Feeling a little light-headed.
and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.
- Oh, my! - You put her down.
To the heart of who we are as people.
- Yes, I sold trees. - Christmas trees?
Let's go inside and get our meal on. I'm starvin'.
Who does he think he is?
If you don't mind me butting in...
Play number 22...
You did, Your Honor. He talked to him. I heard him.
- Go back to wherever you come from. - Now hold on.
Spit it out before I punch you, put your teeth down your throat!
You serious, trying to milk a bull?
Okay. I don't know if I like him up there with you.
What this?
Anyway, could you get my bags, farmhand, please?
- Oh, he's soft. - He's soft.
You been driving around in circles for way too long.
- Give him a chance. - He's just coming here to start trouble.
Would you please leave quietly?
Miss Murphy, you can take a knife and cut all three of us right now.
a yellow ribbon, that means a memoriam.
I don't know about you wearing the lingeries.
- All we have to do is sign that thing? - Yes.
- Then we'll go... - She talks so much.
- How he turn out? - Kind of passive, I guess.
Listen, I'm sorry.
You may have to fight back sometimes. Do you understand?
It'll be a little cramped...
I know what's the best for Bailey, and that's keeping this place running.
Hey there.
Anyway, there was Mary...
'cause you wanna keep doin' what it is you need to do...
What kind of farmhand don't know about farmin'?
- Thanks a lot. - What you worried about, son?
Yes I am mom Yes
Remember that game we played when we was kids?
that we couldn't have any references to the nativity or Jesus.
What?
Mama!
No, we're not going back home. We're staying here.
If she wanted to talk to you, she would have called you all the time.
I just wanted to give my daughter a proper wedding.