Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dating?
- No, Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
We should go, boy. We got work to do.
I don't care. Somebody has to do something.
- Eileen, you might wanna let that go. - No.
- Yup, that's exactly why. - I'll clean up and straighten out.
That car built for comfort and built for speed, just like me.
Well...
There it is. Then they tell her she had heartburn.
You know, Bailey's been practicing...
Listen, let's go over a little quick review of what you're supposed to do.
He just, well...
right outside the kitchen window and none in the house.
There is no such thing as just a farm boy.
- Okay, now where's the kitchen? - Let's go that way.
Now she bends over, just looks like she's got a 7-10 split.
I'm glad I went to church and to Sunday school. Okay.
Leave her alone. If she want to come home, she will come home.
satanic, loud-mouthed, diarrhea woman from hell.
- Okay? - Yes, ma'am.
- Farmhand, please help me. - His name is Conner.
Happy Easter
Okay. One, two, thre...
Stop it. I mean, where goods were exchanged.
Let me get some decorations.
Boy, this is something else, isn't it? It's freezing.
You lied. She done lie. Everybody lied. Here a lie, there a lie.
- She's cuckoo. - That's right.
She told you that lie too?
She lied to you about your daddy and about her heart attacks.
Look at her trying to turn it around on you.
Buddy and I, when we were young, he would...
I don't like you all talking about me.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you Bye,
I tried. That woman is stubborn.
I am... I'm Conner's mom.
You calm the hell down? You are so politically correct.
I got him, didn't I? I got him.
- Hey, Madea. - Hey!
Ron Hanst Wjat Time You Wanna Leave?
- I'm gonna have to talk to your parents. - No.
I love your daughter, Miss Murphy.
I have to protect my interests, that's all.
to spend Christmas with Conner and Lacey.
Babe, I wish you wouldn't have done that.
- Daddy. - No.
he always stayed with his mom and his grandparents here.
- No way! - We don't have the budget!
- Hey! Don't hurt him! Stop it! - Leave him be!
Come in the house. You're out here freezing.
You better think of something.
Kim, take another room...
'cause we're talking all over each other.
He's got a lot of work to do here, that's if he makes it at all.
Honey, I know. It stinks. I get it.
I mean, he growed with... He growed with Conner.
I know. It's gonna roll at the end of the movie. All right.
- Hauling. - Oh, hauling.
There she is! Pull up.
You done saved me an assload of money.
No offense to y'all car, 'cause this a nice car.
Yeah, I was.
Oh, she dead.
And when you kiss your little baby
And that dog said, What's wrong with you?
Looks like we get to meet the in-laws.
Them people are not in the Klan.
This is so wonderful! I gotta call the mayor.
Christmas is five days away.
- What kind of Christmas present is that? - Oh, damn.
- I need a watch for my husband. - A men's watch.
- So you need sponsorship? - Yes.
- Now we're making some progress. - Yeah.
Yes, farming's hard. You know what else is hard?
It's a beautiful day at Tifton's.
I'm very upset.
- Parents of the help. - That's right. Parents of the help.
All right. I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah, that's it. Come on in.
I got a friend of mine to get us a sponsorship for it.
I am not in the mood for your foolishness.
All I'm saying is this.
I don't care. That don't matter at all that y'all Anglo-Saxophonists.
Baby, you know you got asthma.
Maybe become something more than the two of us.
- Are they here yet? - Nope.
It's good. Nice flaky crust.
- I don't like it. - You need to let that go.
- No, of course not. - Okay.
Clyde......
Conner, I'm sorry.
- Okay. Mama... - You're gonna love 'em.
See you soon.
- I know your family. - Yes.
He can learn something in school.
They're married.
Go take a cold shower and get off of me.
That's a nice-lookin' tree.
- That's why you wanted me to come here. - Yeah, that's exactly why.
- Still needs some work. - Where you at?
I don't know what apparels is. A pears.
- Wait. I smell cookin'. - Yeah, that's Eileen.
You've already done enough for us. Thank you.
- Have a seat. - Sure. Thank you.
Your daddy wasn't killed by no white man.
Smile's all in patience. Ask the Lord.
Daddy, not the bear hug!
Yeah, he's still beating him up.
What?
I gotta tell you, I got rid of mine.
they're pretty
I didn't say anything.
I'm talking about you and Lacey.
Anyway, she took a little job there in some little, small school, you know.
I'm sorry. He's crazy.
I know. Mom, are you crying?
What did Tanner do?
Well, I don't like...
And we have a budget crisis. So it's just too busy right now, Mom.
Mama... Conner and I are married.
Amen.
- Thank you. - This is my town too.
I did it for me. Not for you.
You are so smart
Hell, I'm stuck in the mud.
He is right, and you know it.
Look. The door even sound the same.
that you was in here all alone with Eileen, and she said that...
To tell you, Lacey, my mama, she loved this place. She did.
And if you can stand him, you're welcome to him, right?
I know you don't like people 'cause of the way they look.
Get out my way!
Look over the list of songs for the Christmas Jubilee.
She's been manipulating you your entire life.
I could French-braid his.
- Mama. - What? No, really!
- And you still married to him. - Honey, honey...
I'm getting ready to choke her. Hold on.