Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

satanic, loud-mouthed, diarrhea woman from hell.
It's a beautiful day at Tifton's.
Stop it. I mean, where goods were exchanged.
Looks like we get to meet the in-laws.
- Hauling. - Oh, hauling.
He can learn something in school.
I could French-braid his.
Look over the list of songs for the Christmas Jubilee.
- Okay? - Yes, ma'am.
You done saved me an assload of money.
- I know your family. - Yes.
All right. I'll see you tomorrow.
- Parents of the help. - That's right. Parents of the help.
'cause we're talking all over each other.
That car built for comfort and built for speed, just like me.
I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you Bye,
I gotta tell you, I got rid of mine.
- Okay, now where's the kitchen? - Let's go that way.
Clyde......
Well, I don't like...
I love your daughter, Miss Murphy.
- No, of course not. - Okay.
- I need a watch for my husband. - A men's watch.
And if you can stand him, you're welcome to him, right?
- Still needs some work. - Where you at?
This is so wonderful! I gotta call the mayor.
Listen, let's go over a little quick review of what you're supposed to do.
- Now we're making some progress. - Yeah.
There it is. Then they tell her she had heartburn.
He's got a lot of work to do here, that's if he makes it at all.
I mean, he growed with... He growed with Conner.
- I'm gonna have to talk to your parents. - No.
It's good. Nice flaky crust.
I know. Mom, are you crying?
- No, Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
Dating?
- Okay. Mama... - You're gonna love 'em.
he always stayed with his mom and his grandparents here.
Baby, you know you got asthma.
Now she bends over, just looks like she's got a 7-10 split.
Maybe become something more than the two of us.
- So you need sponsorship? - Yes.
- Mama. - What? No, really!
I did it for me. Not for you.
You calm the hell down? You are so politically correct.
Mama... Conner and I are married.
And we have a budget crisis. So it's just too busy right now, Mom.
I'm sorry. He's crazy.
- And you still married to him. - Honey, honey...
Your daddy wasn't killed by no white man.
I have to protect my interests, that's all.
I don't know what apparels is. A pears.
Let me get some decorations.
- Are they here yet? - Nope.
Happy Easter
they're pretty
You've already done enough for us. Thank you.
I'm glad I went to church and to Sunday school. Okay.
- Eileen, you might wanna let that go. - No.
- That's why you wanted me to come here. - Yeah, that's exactly why.
Them people are not in the Klan.
That's a nice-lookin' tree.
Yes, farming's hard. You know what else is hard?
Honey, I know. It stinks. I get it.
Look at her trying to turn it around on you.
I got him, didn't I? I got him.
that you was in here all alone with Eileen, and she said that...
- Wait. I smell cookin'. - Yeah, that's Eileen.
I know you don't like people 'cause of the way they look.
Daddy, not the bear hug!
She's been manipulating you your entire life.
To tell you, Lacey, my mama, she loved this place. She did.
Hell, I'm stuck in the mud.
- No way! - We don't have the budget!
Boy, this is something else, isn't it? It's freezing.
right outside the kitchen window and none in the house.
We should go, boy. We got work to do.
I'm very upset.
Amen.
Kim, take another room...
I am... I'm Conner's mom.
Yeah, he's still beating him up.
No offense to y'all car, 'cause this a nice car.
Get out my way!
- Farmhand, please help me. - His name is Conner.
I don't care. Somebody has to do something.
- What kind of Christmas present is that? - Oh, damn.
I didn't say anything.
Oh, she dead.
- Yup, that's exactly why. - I'll clean up and straighten out.
Anyway, she took a little job there in some little, small school, you know.
What?
Smile's all in patience. Ask the Lord.
Okay. One, two, thre...
There she is! Pull up.
Babe, I wish you wouldn't have done that.
- I don't like it. - You need to let that go.
And that dog said, What's wrong with you?
I don't care. That don't matter at all that y'all Anglo-Saxophonists.
I am not in the mood for your foolishness.
I know. It's gonna roll at the end of the movie. All right.
Look. The door even sound the same.
Come in the house. You're out here freezing.
Conner, I'm sorry.
- Hey, Madea. - Hey!
Go take a cold shower and get off of me.
She lied to you about your daddy and about her heart attacks.
to spend Christmas with Conner and Lacey.
He is right, and you know it.
She told you that lie too?
- Hey! Don't hurt him! Stop it! - Leave him be!
Yeah, that's it. Come on in.
You better think of something.
- Have a seat. - Sure. Thank you.
What did Tanner do?
All I'm saying is this.
You lied. She done lie. Everybody lied. Here a lie, there a lie.
I tried. That woman is stubborn.
Well...
Buddy and I, when we were young, he would...
Christmas is five days away.
- Daddy. - No.
- Thank you. - This is my town too.
They're married.
There is no such thing as just a farm boy.
He just, well...
Yeah, I was.
You know, Bailey's been practicing...
- She's cuckoo. - That's right.
I'm talking about you and Lacey.
Ron Hanst Wjat Time You Wanna Leave?
I don't like you all talking about me.
Leave her alone. If she want to come home, she will come home.
I got a friend of mine to get us a sponsorship for it.
I'm getting ready to choke her. Hold on.
You are so smart
And when you kiss your little baby
See you soon.