Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now you have been crowned the Christmas... Praise. Hallelujah.
And he was in love with her. She said, Joe.
Thank you.
Conner!
I plant corn.
Last time you went to the doctor, you had a rash.
Your mama used to have a nice rack.
We just need a defibrillator. She gonna have a heart attack.
FEELIN A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED
- Sheldon Construction. - What?
- Y'all get your ass shot. - I like her. I do.
We could care less you're black.
with all that's been going on with the dam.
- How are ya? - Thems pigs was starving to death.
and I'm going to have a baby-ist.
I've seen her shoot a deer once though.
Now, you know what to do and you know how to behave, right?
I'm not trying to attack you or her.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
about not being able to say Jesus or celebrate his birth.
I know damn well you hear me calling you. Eileen!
Well, Miss Media, we're gonna bring her...
Good to see you. Good to see you. All right, all right.
All I'm saying is this...
I'm going in. You wanna sit out here and freeze, sit your ass out here...
I need to introduce myself, but where are my manners?
I see the way you look at her, the way she look at you.
Put it in there, come out sounding like brakes coming out of...
You always remember that.
They wanted to make fun of me. But I wasn't having it.
If this Christmas Jubilee don't happen...
Eileen, here. This a... Child, please.
Now I'm plantin' corn...
Hello. Hello. Now, y'all got to go back to the Stepford children.
That last girl you with was so dadgum ugly...
The town's going on with it, but we're not happy...
and now I am getting very upset!
- I don't understand. - I think I do. Let me ask you something.
and I don't know what the hell gonna...
How you doin'? We are lost. He trying to find direction.
You sure you didn't tell her we were coming?
I have a meeting down the hall...
Glad I can help.
- You belong in this class? - Yes, ma'am.
I'm gonna sleep with one eye open tonight.
so you all will know what my name is.
She been manipulating you. She as healthy as an ox.
Damien and Michele gettin' on my damn nerves.
- Start slow, all right? - I was just kidding.
- I am not trying to... - Let me get the lines clean.
- I didn't take my medicine this morning. - What medicine?
A little dusty, dusty.
- What the hell you think you're doin'? - What are you talking about?
I like tofu farters. God bless you.
All right. Get up. Get up.
I have a meeting down the hall...
It's such a shame she does not know what kind of person you are.
- Yeah, how do we? - It happens all the time,
Speed.
You cut down my family's memory tree.
- Back porch and everything. - Aunt Madea, you like it?
This is it. You didn't get the gift you wanted. Bring your ass in the house.
What's wrong?
Morning y’all
would look good right here.
We don't need her help. She ain't from around here.
Come on. Sit down. Take a load off.
That's comforting.
No. Were you able to talk to your parents?
I will not step into that house of lies.
I've done everything she wanted. Always.
I don't like it. It's wrong.
It had to be done.
And your parents are on their way.
I do too. She likes to hang.
that I didn't tell you, but this is my life.
Hey, Son, see this? This ain't fat. This is all foreskin.
They tell me you're planning on planting corn this year.
All right. Keep going.
But she had cancer. My uncle Bayrod.
Sit there as long as you want. I don't give a damn.
Why'd you do that to Mrs. Williams?
RON HANST WHAT TIME YOU WANNA LEAVE?
She says she wants to start a farm.
But she didn't want to, so what can you do?
is pretty crazy.
- But you giving milk. - Well, hello.
What is Oliver supposed to think, you living with a man?
What y'all talking about over there?
- Can you give us a comment? - So without further ado...
Honey, we taught all of our children...
- You should. He still wants you. - Mama, please.
Did you hear the one about the two rabbi's and the black dude?
Hey Luan Loud
There will be no bullying in this class.
No, you're actin' more like the devil than she is.
You think the Jubilee is gonna happen this year?
I slopped them, and I've been trying to get milk for Eileen.
There ain't no cabs out here. You wanna come back in the house?
- Y'all need to say something. - It's not me. I wanna tell her.
Help. Help.
like a wet cat on a cold Sunday morning who needs some milk.
Child, me and children don't get along.
He really should go to a gifted school with a fine arts department.
Lacey, I am so disappointed in you.
Put the pedal to the metal. Get the hell outta here!
Lacey's not coming for Christmas.
So many memories just coming back to me bein' here.
I was so upset when I heard you two eloped.
Yes.
managed to put most of our crops out of business.
Well, that woman's a pretty pissed off ox.
Daddy.
- She didn't have no heart attack. - She had heartburn?
- Please, drink up. - I'll tell you what, Son.
Actually, I do. I'm on my way. I'll talk to you later.
- Eileen! - Come, come, come.
I look like the whole damn red-light district.
- Right. Come on in. - Thank you.
Hello? Hey, I need y'all to go get me some scratch-offs.
When you smoke 'em, they make you feel like it's Christmas.
Good morning everyone Have a great day ahead
and this has all been under the direction of their current teacher...
I'm sorry. I can't do that.
I had such a crazy, crazy-ass dream last night.
Trees are for the family, not for strangers.
Last time I was in Alabama, I was chained to Andy Young and Jesse Jackson.
What y'all gonna do about it? What y'all gonna do about it?
Gotta get these poinsetters sold.
Hey there. I was getting ready to go...
Give this child the gift of being able to do whatever she want to do.
- I'm glad you recognize that. - Honey, we love you.
But Conner, he's got him a new strain of corn that takes less water.
- Yeah. - All right?
Where my purse? Unlock the damn thing!
I will not step foot back in that house!
What's in it for you?
- Do you understand? - Yes, ma'am.
I don't like this. Go knock on the door.
That's right.
- You teach me. - You're supposed to direct the customers...
- Let 'em leave. - No, I'm on the side of right.
Child, these nipples so tough, you need a mammogram.
You don't want to come in 'cause you mad about something?
I couldn't afford it. She just wanted them Starz.