Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanted this to be a big surprise!
What was that, Conner?
- I got to bring... - On the black market.
You know what? We'll get you another tree.
And I don't like the way you spoke to me.
Lucy's right. I'm just an old farm boy.
- All right. - Is this your room here?
Morning y’all Morning y’all
- You rude as hell. You rude as hell. - Please. I need a watch.
Sponsor is Sheldon Construction.
- Could've fooled me. - Do I look like Paul Bunyan or what?
Do it.
We have met your mama and we understand.
- Any more? - Just the groceries.
- And who are you? - That's a pretty tree.
Your son with the hot chocolate.
Move, move. Now, watch out.
I can't believe you married her and dumped me. That's what you get.
- It's just awful! - Your daughter is grown.
Hello, Bucktussle.
Don't listen to her. You two are gonna be together again.
- She doesn't want to talk to me. - You sure about that?
- I'm good. Thank you. - There you are.
Same Sheldon Construction that built the dam that put us all out of business?
No, child. I can't get on the road with my Cadillac.
Girl, I don't know why I let you talk me into comin' and doin' this job.
Boy, did you see what I just went through in town?
All I'm saying, Son, if she don't eat meat...
You know what? I really gotta go, Miss Williams.
Let me put these down, and I'll be ready to go to school.
Mama, can you please... I'm sorry.
She wants me to watch her class. Children?
And your singing.
No, no, no, no. Something is wrong.
Nothing stops somebody like him from bullying people except pushing back.
That's enough!
I got you.
You say, Three. Then you come in.
We's Baptist, and we still like a nice possum stew every now and then.
Yeah? And?
Madea, many people in my family have died of cancer.
I never. I would never shoot little Bambi sipping water in a pond.
Get out of here.
Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Nothing beats a failure but a try.
Didn't you know that my mother had a heart attack last year?
I want you to sing the lead solo at the Christmas Jubilee.
Yeah, I know. She's difficult.
Go play them numbers, and bring me a bunch of scratch offs. Yeah.
talk to me like that again.
Get out of here and let us handle it.
Okay, that's it.
- Your mama's here now? - Yes.
I don't jump to conclusions.
Then I will walk to town.
See, God will send you a dog when you need it, even if you don't.
Bye, Miss Mandela.
Where are my manners?
All righty. You go right ahead.
Now, we'll bring the sponsors down to the Jubilee for a photo op.
I am so proud of the kids.
- Tanner, I understand. - No, sir...
Mama, can we just skip it this year? It's only Christmas.
She is trying to take Christ out of Christmas.
This is the story of Easter Sunday.
Come on inside. You'll freeze to death. Ain't no cab coming.
You ain't getting testy with me, are you? Talkin' about Are you done?
Who are you?
We'll mail it to you.
What they did back in the day...
- You hold on there, son. - That's right. You get it straight.
- You care about getting back... - Yeah.
Yeah. He's brilliant.
No, Madea. This place don't look right.
- Hey, Conner, get me a beer. - Yes, sir.
You got to be nice to people. Pass it on, niceness.
I raised you right.
I don't think there's gonna be a Christmas Jubilee this year.
You have to take down the nativity.
Lord, this thing is high. You gotta get me a step.
to the day before Christmas.
he still lives here, that Tanner.
Nope, no cell phone.
Blood red. We're all the same inside.
They ain't know what to do.
Honey, I told you...
and you don't have no man up there to protect you.
- How are you? - I'm fine.
There's no one else in there, Bailey McCoy.
I'm gonna take something else. I'm gonna take this dress.
Well, that went well.
This is your land now. You can do what you want to with it.
- Y'all want something to drink? - I believe I'll have something.
That dam up north caused a lot of problems this year for the farmers.
They all do it in unison. That's nice. Unison is nice.
Take me anywhere. I got to get away from your mama.
Why would you plant his memory tree on my daughter's land...
- On what? - The Jubilee!
- How's your head? - All right.
My mother... I can't believe she just showed up.
Yes, we are all here on speakerphone.
Oliver called and told the mayor...
- All good stuff. - Good.
- It's my room. - It's lovely.
Well, hello, Bucktussle, and welcome...
150,000 gallons of water a day down the river to the farmers.
Yes, ma'am.
Conner, where are you going?
Hey, hey! Look at you!
she met this man named Joe...
- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Medium.
That your baby boy
You got these people out here trying to tempt you back in the house...
He was so nasty. And then he got me fired.
and you are a gem in God's ring.
with $100,000 a year for the next four years.
Don't you ever, ever say a word to my wife again. You understand me?
- Thank you again. - You got it.
Your mama lied to you. She had gas.
Mama Ruth Didn’t You About Her Heart Attacks?
I need a dictionary to keep up with you sometime, honey.
You need a good sense of humor with this group in here.
You got to pull them things. Pull 'em hard.
Eileen, you oughta be ashamed... Child, that's some straight-up bull...
Every generation sees a little less division...
Y'all ain't seen what happened to my purse?
She thinks I'm the farm help.
These customers gettin' right...
- What the hell does that mean? - It's a bowling term.
- Honey, that must be hard. - That don't mean nothing.