Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna get your mama.
Yeah, it's not my cup of tea, but you know.
- That's not what I meant, Tanner. - No, you don't.
- I'm staying down there. - All right.
disease-carrying...
- That's great news. - Yeah, it really is.
A try's a try, right?
and how was I supposed to know that?
So nice to finally meet you.
Mrs. Williams, would you like some coffee?
- Yeah! Yes! - Yes, yes!
- Is this one yours, Madea? - Yeah, put it in the room on the end.
I'll show him how to do it when he come out of that laboratory thing.
- Hell no. - Hold on there.
True.
I see it on your face. Yeah!
Yeah, when you sang and there ain't no music, ain't that a cappollo?
The leaves fell off of it, but it work!
But we'll get a defibrillator. She'll be all right.
I am Conner's mama. Please call me Mrs. Williams.
- Are you ashamed of me? - No.
What happened? What?
You don't need to have no lingerie on.
Thank you so much. This is lovely.
Merry Christmas.
I didn't have my glasses on! I couldn't see!
Okay? Have you ever done sales before?
Mayor, you hold on right there.
- And what did you do? - She got her ass in the truck.
You have kissed the face of God?
That your baby boy
You know what's gonna happen? I'm gonna make this plain.
See what she's got to say.
You get off my property, Tanner McCoy, before I knock you on your ass again.
You think of how you're gonna handle this yet?
What is she doing?
Your teacher went down the hall, and I'm sitting in for her. Have a seat.
- Tell your mama. - What? Tell me what?
You gotta start speaking up and participating in class.
I'm gonna tell y'all another story.
Go on.
This a nice truck, but how I'm s'posed to get in here?
Something's wrong.
Can you give me some time to tell her?
I mean, I have to break it to her gently. She's been very sick.
Let him figure it out.
Now, you should see... Come over here.
my mother had dreams for my entire life...
Did you know
You have to be bonded for that job.
Don't you ever pick on somebody just 'cause you can. Do you understand?
- Come on. - Daddy, behave.
Anytime you see somebody with a yellow ribbon on the tree, Eileen...
- Okay. What's your name? - Bailey.
It's Lacey. She says she doesn't think she can handle it.
Thank you.
- Her mama is here, Buddy. - Hey, hey! All right.
And this is my daddy, Buddy.
I'm gonna start talking about all your wrinkly, saggy parts.
- Tryin' to kill you? - Good heavens!
- We'll talk about this later. Okay? - Okay.
I know. All right?
I know that look in your eye. Don't go jumpin' to no conclusion.
I can only imagine if you could just stay awake in class.
This handsome thing...
I wasn't offended. Hell, I got a pistol.
Mama, you've always been overbearing.
and a little more open minds and open hearts.
All that stuff in front the damn door.
I will drive over tomorrow.
- Thank you. - Thank you, Mama.
At my age, I can't get no rain nowhere.
Mrs. Murphy to you.
Tried to get to the Ritz-Carlton, they said, You don't belong here.
- You know what we'll be? - What?
And he loves me, and he treats me oh so well.
It will help us with the shortfall.
Christmas is about giving back, and with all the world watching...
- I got to bring you back to church. - You ain't bringing me to no church.
- You want some of this? - No, not now.
Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is.
Well, sit down then. Sit down.
Y'all in the Ku Klux Klan?
I can't wait until you taste the dinner...
- Eileen? - What?
Come on. Walk with me. You're late again.
Look at this place.
with the credentials you have.
He thinks he can get us $100,000 in sponsorship money.
- Look at your daughter. - Isn't she beautiful?
Let me call Oliver. How about that?
This just don't feel right.
I always knew he was smart. I didn't know he was that smart.
Listen, listen, we have a contract. You see those people over there?
- Okay. Okay. - But he's good in the dwarf department.
We just met her. Now, stop.
I'll see you.
- It's my pleasure. - Lacey.
- That's what I said. - No, you didn't.
I feel I'm getting ready to maybe catch a case.
my dog humped her leg and shut his eyeballs.
There they is, over there. Hey, Oliver, how ya doin'?
Your Daddy left your Mama for a Gay White Man when you were 2 Years Old And your Mama has been Strict and Bitter with White People and Gay People ever since
I'm Conner.
- Yeah, since my childhood. - Something's wrong.
Y'all better have some nitroglycerin or something.
She needs some of that Prilosec OTC.
Yes ma’am
Sit down. Don't worry about her.
Hush up, Dragon Lady. Hush the hell up.
But this'un, you done good on this'un.
That's why you wanted me here...
I brought you some spices from your Aunt Tutu's garden.
Stop it. Come on. Talk about hair on your chest.
I'm sure he's still very upset.
You understand? I fought back. That's why I got tough-skinned.
Child, that Powerball is going up.
You really think Bailey could make it outside of this place?
You wanna tell Eileen, or you want me to tell her y'all together?
- Satan! - Judas!
Yeah, her farts can spell her name, they so bad.
I am not insulting. I am telling you the truth.
- Hi Oliver. - Hey. Guess you talked to the mayor.
- Well, he's a very special boy. - Yeah, he is.
and then when you're done doin' her, you keep doin' her again...
Gonna have possum stew...