Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's hilarious!
I made a mistake...
Hold on. Hold on. I heard somebody say, Go. Oh, Lord.
You have been talking since we got in the car.
Eileen, what you doin'?
Dad, stop it. Come on.
You don't know what's going on here, Bailey.
Well, how was I supposed to know that?
- Yeah, that would be great. - Okay, great.
and your mama has been bitter with white people ever since.
I need a bathroom. Is there a bathroom here somewhere?
Madea and I will share a room.
They don't wanna come home sometimes.
May I have everyone's attention?
Wow.
Madea, I told him how much Lacey talks about him.
We gonna come out here tomorrow, you gonna be a black Statue of Liberty...
And as she was there...
She don't need to be coming around here.
I understand. I like to cook alone myself sometimes too.
Do not look at me like that. You don't understand.
That what I say? Fine. I will say that.
Apparently you don't know her as well as you think.
It's nice, Mama, huh?
You're used to that. Hell, his mama breast-fed him until he was in ninth grade.
- It's your Christmas present. - No. I can't take that.
No, he ain't doing that. Look, he's a smart kid, you know.
- This is my mama, Kim. - How you doin'?
- I could spit. - What's wrong with you?
We don't want her ticker to tock out on you here.
- I told you. - Aren't you glad you didn't do anything?
- What? - The sponsors don't want it.
- Did you paint this? This is fabulous. - I started.
You have no clue how much you've just helped us. I mean...
Now get your ass in that truck!
That's why they say he was born in a mangy.
And Joe said, Really?
Come in. It is cold.
Y'all was in high school back then. I got to pee, son.
- Pull the seat back. - I'll sit in the back. Hold on.
Leave that boy alone. Where else he gonna sit? Sit down, son.
I'm sure.
- I'm gonna get it myself. - Don't you have to go to school?
I can deal with a lot of things. They know it.
Yeah, but you still gotta be careful...
Okay. Well, this is all new to me. I don't know, but... I'll try.
Then he gets up early in the morning to work with him...
Your Daddy and the Broadway Guy ran off and joined Rent and now They’re on Hamilton
Shut the...
- I can't believe that. - We tried our best.
She fixin' to kill her mama on Christmas Day?
- I'll be right back. Thanks, Madea. - Yeah, I love it.
That is the truth. You should've told her.
Madea, whose side are you on?
- Hey, what's going on? - I mentioned Tanner and he lost it.
When they sang in no music, what is that?
Okay, okay.
- I can't sit on this cup! - Then stand up.
Those days are over, honey. Somebody should've told you it's passed.
We have four teachers teaching several classes.
I'm sorry. That's awful.
Kind of lets people walk all over him.
You better hope she comes back.
I ain't goin' to no church. The devil is a lie.
White Christmas.
- Who's the sponsor? - I don't know.
How are ya? How ya doing?
I love you. I'm proud of us. I don't care who knows.
- Eileen? - What?
- Drowned. - Because he had cancer.
Don't look at me like that.
- Lacey, I'm sorry. - There we go.
Where y'all going?
- Here. - What's this?
Gone, like that, if you ever have a problem with...
- Now, don't. - Baby...
- I'm stuck. - Can you move your...
I'm in here. Do yourself a favor. Do the right thing.
Otherwise, I'll be here every day, kick your ass like I did back in school.
He ain't a dwarf. I mean, shoot, he'd take a dwarf.
Drive! Hell, they're KKK!
Joy to you and yours. Yes, may I help you?
We saw this. This is the dining room. It's yellow.
- Hello? - I must be dialing the wrong number.
I've been worried about you.
He'll put you down. Where are my manners?
Got all these animals. This is a nice room. I'll stay in here.
That depends. Can you help me with my school situation?
Uh-uh. It's Christmas.
Yeah, and they don't need references to religious figures.
- Oh, no. - I'm so sorry.
Never mind.
Eileen, you need to stop right now, honey.
and that baby came next to that mangy dog.
Oh, my God.
All right. Well, I will work on it.
Santa Claus is okay.
- Now, just smile. - Okay. I'm smiling.
- Yeah, look at all the animals. - It's very nice. Yes.
- A farm? What she starting a farm for? - I don't know. I don't know.
Ex-boyfriend.
- Wait, what? - They put one of them rods up there.
What I would suggest you do, hunty...
What?, Daddy is Gay? Yeah, He Left Your Mama for that Broadway Guy that used to live across the street from y’all
Come on.
What are they doing here anyway? Tomorrow is Christmas!
and you call me out of the blue because you need my help.
- Put it on speaker. - Yeah.
You ain't mailing me no check. Where's my money?
- Who is that? - Your mama.
Where are my manners?
You lost your damn mind
This is the story of Christmas. Christmas.
Surprise!
You think I'm gettin' ready to drive through Alabama?
Did I tell you I take blood pressure medicine that makes me have to pee?
But it's all right. Y'all just dating.
We did.
Unbelievable.
Well, 15 years ago maybe that lingerie worked.
We don't care what the hell you meant. Do we?
- We gonna go down there. - I'm not driving to no Alabama.
I studied agriculture at New York State.
That's a damn shame. Gonna kill that woman on...
She's too pretty to have hair on her chest. Really.
You run long hos?
Keeping up a lie...
He called me back.
I thought it was unison, and a cappollo.
We could get new books, maybe even a new computer.
All right. I'll be outside if y'all need me.
Why you hollerin' like I'm in the back of an airplane and you in first class?
This is my Aunt Mabel. But everybody calls her Madea.
- I'll pay you. - What time you wanna leave?
No. No, something is wrong. I'll call him.
You're disappointed in me?
Them people are not in no Ku Klux Klan.
I didn't ask you. I asked Bailey.