Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mama, I'm fine. What's going on?
Girl, what the coroner doing here? Who done died?
You all are.
All right. Well, what we gonna do is...
Child, this is just what it's... Yep, that bring back memories.
You got me coming up here, trying to work in this place...
Well, my company gets paid a 10% commission by the company.
But anyway, you know she got tons of offers down here in Atlanta.
Got to the doctor, she was clutching her heart and the pearls.
Lady, you gonna need a damn doctor if you holler at me again.
I'm with you, Lacey. I don't like it.
What did you get, Lucy?
And he's just a farm boy.
You don't wanna walk around with a slingshot up your butt.
- All right, let's decorate. - No, thank you. I can manage.
It's only a day and a half of work, and you gonna be making $150.
Would you like some coffee, Conner?
Jesus was hanging between two thieves.
I had a full figure and curves and all that stuff.
- Hi. What's going on? - It's bad.
Look, I know we were children, but I think about you still.
Come, my dear. I knew that.
I should have told my mom from the beginning.
High school. Non-factor, trust me.
I have to go to a meeting down the hall with Ms. Porter...
Did these people come when you bought this land?
I've seen a mosquito so daggone big...
- How are you? - I'm not comin' out there.
and the farm needs a lot of work.
I want some grandbabies. What you waiting on?
Oh, boy. That's Tanner. That's trouble.
I'm just kiddin'. I still like to go to the bowling alley every now and then.
You got to get some of them things to help me get in here.
Traitor!
No, no, no. Well, this is beautiful.
when we celebrate the birth of Jesus with our families and...
- Kitchenware, fifth floor. - Yes.
Don't light a match. Don't get her next to an open flame.
- You are so rude! - She's something.
You ain't mail me my check Now Where my money?
- What the hell she move to Alabama for? - Who knows.
She had gas. We got her to the hospital, they said she had gas.
I knew it.
I did you a favor here, and this will ruin me.
at least a hundred grand for your school and its event.
Who does she think she is?
Well, you've spent enough money on me already, Daddy.
Yes, but he's the only one to get an A on all three of his last tests.
'Cause that's where their rack hangs.
He really is a good man.
She sure don't look happy to see us.
- That your baby boy - Hey, baby.
- Baby... - Boyfriend.
Thank you. I don't want any chocolate.
She saw stars. And she never asked me for another gift.
Where did you get this tree?
Mama, sit down.
Well, now this is a fine mess you've gotten us into.
He's in the Ku Klux Klan.
Okay, close your trunk, son. Close your trunk.
'Cause she's gonna be so happy to see you!
That's where we had it every year.
There you go.
My son likes chocolate.
Bailey? Okay. Well, go on.
I said you was in here with the beast of the southern wild.
But before I get my damn purse, I'm gonna get money out this register.
You know what's gonna happen? We're gonna bleed red.
I'll behave. Like a bull in a rodeo.
He's just been so troubled...
Okay. Good.
Your mama's still out in the cold. You may want to talk to her.
We'll get the contract signed, then I'll have to leave...
He what sittin' there willy-whilin'. Ask him.
And as she sat there, she went into laborer.
Hey, we were just talking about you.
I didn't let her near our food.
That's Kim and that's Buddy. These are Coroner's parents.
- What's wrong? - She has a weak heart.
I don't need none of them. Not one of them.
Eileen!
They're having fun. I'm having fun too.
No, and you still want him.
Been out on the road a lot. Long-haul truck driver.
I'm gonna have to wipe with an ice scraper tonight.
I mean it, Conner.
Well, honey, Conner, who does she think you are?
Go ahead and laugh.
Something's wrong, but we accept it.
Watch this.
I had that once too.
Go on over there. Pull over there, ask these people directions.
Tell 'em what happened to you. Somebody got be an activist.
so I hope you bring in a crop this year.
You're not still bitter, are you?
They've also decided to extended the school year...
I don't eat food from the KKK.
Damien and Michele .. are getting on my goddamn nerves.
Eileen, we've had a lot of complaints about your friend.
Lacey. Your father.
Good morning y’all Good morning y’all
- Hey, baby. - Hey.
Tell you what.
That ain't being Christian, being that mean to that woman.
I got a candy apple. Where y'all went?
I didn't say a word.
I knew she knew that. Let me ask you this.
- Now, hold on. - All right, I got you.
- Did she say, Mrs. Lacey Williams? - It was all her idea.
Come on in the house! You know what? That's fine.
When they come in, you look them in the face...
Everybody just got put out. They went to the Motel 6.
What?, She Lied About The Heart Attack Too? Yeah, Doctors Gave Her an Breathe Treatment, X-ray and Medication, Then It Was Over
No need come around here no more. Okay?
This is what I learned when I went to school... Sunday school.
and that way all the passersby can enjoy it.