Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You want to take a snort?
Put on that damn lingerie, look like you got hair damage on your ass.
Okay, go help her. Fifteen years.
Your old man still got it, don't he?
Oh, thank you!
Don't get behind her.
You got to move that stuff.
Burn this place Down!!!
And this is Christmas, Tanner.
Good morning, Miss Mandela.
Now get your ass in that truck!
I'm joshing you.
You have to understand how this makes me feel.
Mary, did you know
Boy, it'll put some hair on your chest, I'll guarantee ya.
You know, she's a nice lady. Why'd you get her fired?
When we elected you as mayor, you said you would help us!
Yeah. We drove all the way up from Louisiana...
Wait! Come back!
- Hey. - Someone there? Hello?
- Hi. - Hey.
You all do your homework, okay?
We'll all have burnt heads.
I am sorry, Conner.
You're are so smart and talented.
- Who told you that? - Mama.
Imma tell yo nosy ass this, watch yo fukkin back talk Imma tell yo grouchy ass this, watch yo fukkin front talk
Okay.
All right, honey. If you find a ride, I'll go up there with you.
Yes, okay. I'm gonna help her.
Everything don't lead to cancer, Eileen. Lord, help her.
- That was a sad day. - What do you think about the celebration?
- I'm sorry. I didn't get your name. - Eileen.
They used to do that to me when I was in kindergarten.
- You do. - Child, I ain't goin' to no Alabama.
- A yellow one. - I'm sorry.
That night, Christmas dinner, she's still sitting at the table crying.
Hey, Son, see this? This ain't fat. This is all foreskin.
Miss Eileen, I'm happy to have the company.
I would suggest you walk across the street to Target...
I just got done telling Madea...
I am so sorry.
- I am tired. I want a beer. - I don't want you guys to leave.
They are very powerful.
You think you learned something down in that college that I don't know about?
That doesn't mean anything.
- My grandmother. - Got hit by a bus.
You two need to learn how to respect my daughter's house.
We were talking about the changes they want made.
- No. - I didn't think so.
And much-needed school supplies. And catching up on school bills.
Now, how's that work, Conner?
They hit her in the stomach real hard and she farted. It was over.
That would not only pay for the Jubilee...
To be filmed with the school at the Jubilee,
You hear me? - Yes, sir. Good.
And this is the first time I've done something that I want.
No, that's a cappella.
He also told me you want him to sing at the Christmas Jubilee?
It's gonna be fantastic.
All right? Now, I grew poinsetters for this.
Ran off and joined the circus. And now they on Glee,
I'm sorry. Watch your class?
Have you two eaten?
- How she doing? - Oh, she is excellent.
And what's that supposed to mean?
- Let's get out of here. - No, hold up.
It helps too many people around here make enough money just to stay open.
Ooh. Well, just think of this as another pole. The North Pole.
- Was that you singing? - No, ma'am.
I know. What are we gonna do?
It's got 4,785,000 miles on it, and I just changed the oil in it.
No, it wasn't a ruse.
What are we doing standing out here getting all dusty?
I can hear you. You right here.
Has walked where angels trod
She was in the kitchen, but she went to the backyard.
I'll see you tomorrow.
- I don't like that, Daddy. - I don't either.
- This is what you owe me. - Put that money back.
I know.
You need to leave my daughter's house.
If you don't stop that nasty talk.
Lacey, who is this?
a mangy dog walked up beside her.
- This is awful! - Wait.
Call me Kim or Mama. Just don't call me late for dinner.
That ain't right! That's what kids do to me at school!
Lacey, you do not have a Christmas tree?
got her master's and up and moved to Alabama of all places.
because of the storms this summer, so we have to make them up,
You can't run her life for her. Do you understand that?
I can't just turn them around. You have to figure this one out.
- Another one? - Yeah, Madea.
Shut the hell up.
I just stopped by to talk to you.
You done lost your damn mind
I told them to hide the kids, hide they wife...
No, he's big now. He's a regular-sized kid.
Hey.
I am so sorry.
'cause I got a single on me and a single on you.
Heavens no. Why would she...
I'm glad you done what you did, Son. I'm proud of you.
Where my purse?
Madea, honey. Hi, sweetheart.
- It's in there. Go ahead. - I'm comin'.
- I love you, Son. - Love you too.
The same folks...
- You must be Lacey. - Yes.
- Yes! - Oh, damn.
Me and Ike Turner didn't make it. He went on with Tina.
May be wrong for that.
Got there, doctor say it's gas.
- Where you staying? - We're thinking of staying here.
You don't look so good.
Lacey hadn't told her mama that we're married.
How can I go to the bathroom at night with all that in front the door?
- We are live... - Look at all the news vans.