Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ain't that right?
- What are you talkin' about? - What am I talkin' about?
The Jubilee is happening.
- Are you up late at night? - No, ma'am.
I don't need to be up in there with y'all! Go to hell!
- Daddy! - Hey, I didn't say nothin'.
What in the... Oh, Jesus, no, you don't.
Wait. Why are you always defending him?
- A hole, a haul, okay. - But anyway...
You don't have a clue, talkin' about sleeping with one eye open.
All right, people!
No, wait.
Let's start over from the top, 'cause that's gonna make it in the gag reel.
I want that tree. I want my daddy's tree. What about our son?
And everybody's mad at me because of the sponsor...
I got my purse here. This is $150.
The Devil is a Lie
They could use some goodwill right now.
And I'm helping the kids prepare songs for the Christmas Jubilee.
- I know what the hell I'm doing! - She has never acted like this before.
looks like we're gonna be spending Christmas dinner together this year...
She talk too damn much. Can I go with y'all?
I can't move.
- I can't do this, Eileen. - Yes, you can. Stop.
We're gonna go out and try. We'll talk to her a bit.
Tanner, I've been working on a new strain of corn...
not only did Sheldon Construction Company fund this event...
Mary, did you know
Excuse me. Good morning, y'all.
I know the answer.
- Young adults on the third floor. - Makeup and perfume is here.
Not hole. Haul.
There's a reason why you couldn't get milk from the black-and-white one, son.
- Catch her. - Get the defibrillator.
The lingeries is for young people with tight, firm stuff.
If you would have talked to Lacey, you would've found out...
Or you, Larry?
Always taught him to look at a woman's heart.
That Powerball has gotten really high.
Did you hear the one about the stray bullet that killed the redneck...
- That's the one. - Hell no. You see?
- All right. - It's okay, Mama.
You lost your damn mind. You done lost your damn mind!
Lord, help us. The Serenity Prayer.
Yeah, just found out about it.
- Hi. - Look, they do it in unison.
Mary, did you
but they kept going to all these hotels, and wouldn't none of 'em let them in.
for telling the story about the rabbis and the black dude?
Leave her out there. She is grown, sitting there.
This is Eileen. I wanna scream. I mean, Eileen.
I'm not talkin' about your mother. I'm just statin' the obvious.
That's right. That kid's been a terror to Conner since he was a little boy.
O Lord Jesus is a fire.
Mama, I don't have asthma anymore.
This can't be the right address. These people might not be friendly.
She's a vegetarianist? On a farm.
Thank you. It's not clean.
So all day Christmas, she made me feel bad.
Conner just stands there and doesn't say anything back to this woman.
It's just regular-sized kids he got trouble with.
Tell me about it.
- We spent it. - Yeah.
Somebody got to live to tell the story.
- Come on. Hurry up. - There she is.
It's Christmas, and I'm takin' what the hell I want up in here!
She tried to steal my purse, but I taught her a lesson. Here you go.
- You 'bout to make me mad. - Give me your hand.
Look like he growing marijuana. He ain't growing marijuana, is he?
A call came in just as I was leaving a meeting..
- Oh, my goodness, that would be so great. - I know.
Oh, haw, like haw.
I didn't know if I should look for you or watch the food.
That don't look like happiness, honey. That look like puredee constipation.
Now, Lacey, are you gonna let her talk to me like this?
for sponsoring this Christmas celebration.
You shut it down and you realize that you ain't gonna deal with it no more.
You get an A on every test. You gotta believe in yourself.
- We'll behave ourselves. - Yeah.
Eileen, you gonna get your pressure up.
You get the entire 100 grand.
and all the kids are really sad.
I am Eileen, her mother.
- You're so rude. - Bye, bye, bye.
Morning y’all Morning y’all
in order to do what you need to be doin'.
- You know, a nice thin watch. - Here are some men's...
When a person gets tired of a bully, they handle it, you understand?
Well, it was in the small print.
and I work at one of the finest department stores...
Yes, and I cut it off.
Are you okay?
I was exchanging my goodies back in the day.
Y'all wastin' your time, 'cause she stubborn as a mule.
Okay? No, no, no. She's always like this, since a child.
- That's a nice room. - Thank you.
and now I have to leave.
Lacey's mama is cookin'.
He don't know. He's always dirty.
Leave this child alone. She living her life.
I know, Mama. I know he was murdered by a white man, but...
Three little eggs.
Good show.
Gets it from his old man. Runs in the genes.
The lingeries is for young people with tight, firm stuff.
- Madea. - Thank you.
So you lost weight And your damn mind
- Mystery Date? - No, the Ghost and the Damsel.
You keep putting all these good people against the wall and see what happens.
Sweetheart, you know our kid. He can't tell no to anybody.
Somebody got to call Sharpton.
'Cause I was six feet tall, they all want to talk about me.
Excuse me.
You bite your tongue,
And as she sat there, she had that baby...
She's the only teacher that likes you here.
You are the farmhand that she hired. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
One was Baranibus and the other was the Dinosaurus.
He's coming down tomorrow with the contract.