Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would beat the hell out of him.
Maybe. How is she?
you and I are the only family we have,
- That's awful. - Good Lord.
No, ma'am, it's not. But that's fine. That's okay.
Forgive my husband. He is just a horse's ass and a half.
- I look all right? - Yeah, you look great.
That's true.
'Scuse me. Oliver, take me to the house. I'm getting the hell outta here.
and she said you were drivin' to Alabama to see Lacey!
Hell, this ain't mud!
I'm not gonna be able to come home this year.
I got pregnant. Meat Loaf was playing Dashboard Light.
Damien and Michele are getting on.. ..my Goddamn nerves. Bout to catch a case.
'bout to have that baby, so she sat down at a bus stop.
Okay. Young adults is on the third floor.
Anything you want, my son. Anything.
- I'm doing well. - I see y'all brought a bag.
Good, 'cause I caught Christmas dinner.
I'm sorry. Conner needs my help, Mama. I gotta go.
- Thank you, Mr. Sheldon. - She's smart.
but they've also agreed to release...
I'm gonna tell y'all a story.
Just two, three of 'em. Don't spend a lot of money.
You gotta understand that.
You, Buddy and...
- You remember that? - Buddy Williams...
- Speak of the devil, listen. Listen. - What, what, what?
They just would've been so proud. Thank you.
- Here's a customer. Okay. - Can you help me?
I'm gonna talk to the mayor tomorrow. Promise.
Believe me, he can't help it.
So genius, little Einstein, little Stephen Hawkins.
I'm from the old school.
I know he can.
- Mama... - that you...
- It don't snow here! - That's right.
from the time he was born until the time he died on Earth.
They look like cake decorator bags.
Every bit of it!!!
If she like him, she like him. That's all that is. Just hush.
Sure it'll be fine.
- Daddy. - Ain't nothing wrong with that.
- She doesn't eat meat. - Oh, you're a tofu farter.
Yes, you did.
Smells like farm.
- Let me go get that. - Hang on, y'all.
Hold on, 'cause somebody's screaming at me.
I hope it's not the lazy one, 'cause that one always look closed.
This is my career you're talking about.
That was Conner.
No Jesus reference whatsoever.
- No. - Yes.
- You all right? - I done fell in bull...
- What did he say about Lacey? - Get in the truck.
You're Bailey's teacher. Bailey's gonna be late to school.
Wonderful. Here you go.
You better stop it.
Any unison when they sang unison.
- Is this good? - There you go trying to control everything.
I ain't had nothing like this on since I was on that pole.
Come on back here. Ain't nobody going nowhere.
Ain't no chalk. Y'all ain't got no chalk?
You tryin' to correct me? I say it's u-nis-on.
Well, I say Christmas is about Jesus.
She crazy as hell. Didn't I tell you?
You know the walls are thin.
Got to pee. Hell...
How soon can you get here?
Is there something to... Hold on. I got it.
Eileen, you come in on three. You don't say, One, two, and come in.
Don't sit by me. You are so dirty.
I am...
You crazy as hell if you go anywhere in me.
- Be honest. - What is it?
- and Carver... - Conner.
You want me to leave quietly?
- Can I get you something to drink? - Yes.
Buddy, stop. Don't start so early.
'cause the longer you let it live, the harder it is to kill.
Okay. I don't know what all that mean.
We gotta go. Back up.
Where...
Hey, I'm glad y'all did elope.
- That's what she wanna know. - Get outta here!
The girl is married. You can't control every minute of her life.
Well, since the whorehouse closed down in 1970.
- Look how pretty. She's very pretty. - Thank you.
- The black-and-white one? - Yep.
and hide they Santa Claus, 'cause it's crazy around here.
- Clothing. Women's clothing. - Say, Clothing. Don't say, A pears.
I'll come down with a contract, you get your people to sign...
It is beautiful. This place is stupendous.
Lacey said she's gonna tell her on Christmas.
That was beautiful.
I think I'll go with the children. Praise God.
Freeze all the hell you want. You done lost your damn mind!
and as principal, I have to draw the line.
Caught?
Ankle-biting...
Stood up for himself, and that's a good thing.
But this is downright wrong...
I'll come up there.
so I know a thing or two about taste.
- Good, good, good. - Sure.
Really? That is just like my daughter.
That poor woman is probably crying 'cause you cut down her daddy's tree.
Get the directions here. I got me to pee.
Actually, you sure in the hell do. And the Jolly Green Giant too. Ho-ho-ho.
What you mad for, huh?
She is even more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.
It is changing, and that is a good thing.
No, baby. No.
That's what got y'all in trouble, the hot chocolate.
Up here in these woods, ain't nobody around but us and trees.
- This is where you'll be working. - Okay.
That's what I used to do. Drop it.
Hunny Your Gonna Need To Pray To Jesus Real Soon
I mean, he used to get beat up a lot in school, bullied.
Here you are, Miss Murphy.
- What kind of school is that? - We lost a lot of days...
Jingle all the way
What's the matter with you?
Come on!
Poinsettias.
One at a time!
Her boyfriend?
Lacey told me you needed the money right away.
Mama, they came to visit Conner for Christmas.
$100,000?
Then she had heartburn.
- Baby. - I said nothing.
My weenie is an inny right now.
It ain't fair. She's nice to me.
- Hi. - I kiddin'! You...
Well, tell you what. I ain't used to this cold weather.
- Good morning, class. - Good morning.
And I told her, You better get the hell on out the way.
- But I like it. - I know.
Take a load off. Y'all sit a spell.
We used to call him Smarty Britches when he was little.
But now the lingerie don't work, honey.
- This is ridiculous. - Absolutely.
Go! Drive! Drive, Olive Oil, drive!
Walked up in there, told the man you had cancer and you was dying.
At Least Ruth Didn’t Have Another Heart Attack