Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He'd kick ass out of a dwarf.
Yes I am mom Yes
Can't do that until we have a contract.
- It's a beautiful day at Tip... - Tifton's.
- What? - I'm a truck driver.
- Well, that's just plain dumb. - You watch your back talk, Amber.
Listen, Oliver, that was a long time ago...
he came through the Virgin... piña colada.
I've never let my mother down my entire life. Okay?
Go ahead and laugh. This is awful.
and if I laugh too hard, I squirt pee.
Keep going. Help each other out.
Honey? Who the lingerie for?
He was born to the Virgin Mary...
- You are dreadful. Yes, you are. - The truth.
I rushed home. How's my mother?
Oh, hell. What do you want?
Well, Miss Madea...
- Mama, stop it! Stop! - No!
Oliver, this is so funny.
I know. I'm sorry.
Never see color. Only see heart.
No, Mrs. Murphy, I'm sorry.
- Poinsettias. - Stop. Do I look stupid?
'Scuse me, sir. You look like a nice man.
and that you defend him in front of those other kids, so thank you.
so that you will be comfortable.
- Give him his money back. - Yeah.
My father was killed by a white man on Christmas Eve...
He's still got it. I knew you got it in you.
You fire her. Right now.
Folks around here don't take too kindly to politicians not keeping their word.
Come on. That guy had it comin', and everybody knows it.
- You got it. - Bye.
say thank you.
I'm gonna open the door. Y'all need fresh air up in here.
Cora asked me for some money for some dolls named Starz.
And as she started laboring...
Wait, calm down. It hasn't happened yet. It's not done.
Stay warm, okay?
Everybody in the USA knows what a memoriam is...
Yes! Explain that.
And the Bible say in second Deuteronomo...
Blessed.
- No, I don't. - Oh, my God.
- What did you say? - He told her to get her ass in the truck.
We love Ashley. ♥️ Healing Together
Madea, go home. I'll call you later.
The children of McCoy School...
What you planning on doing?
Help!
Good job, boys.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Whole body language. Tensed up.
I mean, come on now. Come on, honey. I'm trying to help y'all.
- Mama, he got her fired. - That's all right. I'm upset too.
Five milligrams of Don't choke that ho.
You put all of this stuff in front of that door.
- I look like a damn fool. - I'm gonna come in.
- Y'all want me to work the register? - No, no.
I don't wanna talk about it. We don't make those kind of jokes, okay?
Remember, Buddy, kill her with kindness.
That ain't no problem. Children grow up.
- Can I help? I'm good in the kitchen. - No, I don't need your help.
The little kid? He's too big for that.
The air pressure coming out of one of them big rigs.
They don't make it rain at the North Pole.
- Hey, hey! - Hi, y'all!
- What about Tanner? - Nothing.
and went up the bayou for the Swamp Manor to get hitched.
I'm fine right here.
Don't sit by me dirty asshole you are so dirty and you shut the fukk up slob on this knob and lick my nutt too you Extra terrestrial Hershey's Reese's kit kat eating fake ass Gwyneth Paltrow acting Feminine ass bitch
If you put some Viagra in that tree's water, it'll stay up all year.
Hello?
'Cause she like him.
- I'll have to go to the bathroom soon. - Okay, go in the bush.
I just woke up late. I'll be here on time. I promise.
You don't gotta break her and snap her neck.
That's the guy you hired to help you with the farm?
I brought some decorations from Atlanta...
- Are you ready to go? - Yes, sure.
Is that where you two met?
It's all these strange people in this house, that's what it is.
Me and his daddy never got much schoolin'.
Such a fantastic Christmas gift to the city, sir.
Please don't tell me that's your granddaddy's tree.
Hold on a second, Bailey.
I need some help!
Think I'm gonna go down to Harrisburg. Try sell 'em over there.
- What's the matter? - We're going to have to ask you to leave.
I'm so happy you all came back here to take care of it.
Then by all means, you just...
What's the problem?
- I'm so sorry. - It's fine.
Good. She was such a tramp.
What world are you living in? They are asking for trouble.
Lord, that was funny. Your mama was something else.
- That was unbelievable. - Thank you. I mean it.
Eileen, tell him we've been shopping at Tifton's for over 15 years.
Excuse me?
My leg's caught.
Get out on that plow.
And you don't drive.
Uh-uh. You not no farmer in the dell now.
Don't blame that on me.
with all due respect, I don't think you do.
Let's go in and play charades with Madea.
My gosh, they are white. Look, we are related.
I'm not gonna come in here and listen to this.
and they went on 'cause they was expecting the holy child.
Oliver, thank you so much.
- My aunt Madea. - Hi.
Hell, I hope so.
And he still lives here, that Tanner.
No, honey. Eileen, you better tell her.
when you see a yellow ribbon on a damn tree.
You know she went to New York to get a degree...
Don't you know what that means?
Come. Let me help you.
a yellow ribbon means something.
I could use your help with it.
- Mama, calm down. - Put your finger down...
- You're sexy to me. - Will you hush?
Thank you. I'm looking for women's lingerie.
Let me get the eye lines clean...
My daughter loves me.
Madea!
So I spoke with my boss and got the money in advance.
I saw the Klan today. That ain't the Klan.
- You marched? - We wasn't upright when we was marching.