Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just sitting down on your ass.
- Yes. - He's gonna be so excited.
Suppose he gets fresh...
The unison is very nice.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? I see it on your face.
You done lost your damn mind!
This kid, Tanner, used to beat him up all the time.
She seems nice. She just wants the best for Bailey.
Conner.
Yes. He has a beautiful voice.
He can't get any better.
to take her to the holy city of Birmingham.
- No, he's not. - I want to apologize.
Miss Eileen.
We'll talk when I get back for the Jubilee.
- Y'all want some lemonade? - No, I'm good.
I'm gonna take this room. Let me go straighten up a little.
- I'll take this too. - She didn't take her medication today.
She gonna clutch the pearls and die.
- That's the side I'm on. Lacey? - Yes.
- I'm goin' with you, boy. - Conner!
or I will cut it off and deep-fry it!
We used to play this game, all right?
That's right.
but don't you worry.
what am I gonna do with all them poinsetters?
Bailey, you are so special.
Marriott. Shut the door.
- Buddy, the other night with the sheet. - Oh, with the sheet!
- Thank you. - Okay.
I ain't goin' nowhere. Hell, I just drove up here.
I made you some pipin' hot chocolate.
- That's just nasty. - Sorry, Son.
You're the one who married Kelly and stopped returning my calls.
I don't know. We're divorced.
If I put this thing on, you won't be able to get rid of it.
- Tap... Tip... Tiptoes. - Joy to you.
What can... What can I do for you at Tifton's?
This is the story of the nativities.
- They're tryin' to get me! - What did you do?
I don't hear from you in six years...
Can you stop talking about my mother now?
- Son! Son! - Mama! Daddy!
Ask the man to bring the groceries in.
- I got her, didn't I? I got her, Bailey. - Yes, ma'am.
I told you not to buy this farm.
Beelzebub!
Next thing you know they'll wanna take prayer out of church!
You believe that? Sheldon.
Look at you!
Oh, dear God.
I'll tell you who he is.
Girl, please.
I'm trying to reach my daughter, Lacey.
because that could lead to cancer.
It's all right. She got a problem, but it's all right.
Where's my damn car? Where's my damn car?
That's okay. That's okay.
And you can't be gentle. You got to pull them nipples.
No, you are the one that's rude anytime you bring lingerie to a man.
Don't you go nowhere.
- You're kidding. - That's right.
She doesn't want you with a white man.
sit your ass out here and freeze!
They ran one of them pipes in there, she farted, it was over.
My mama and daddy... Sorry. I'm sorry.
At least she didn't have another heart attack.
What the...
And he would blindfold me.
You said that already, but you called back five times.
No, he's not. He beat that man down to the ground.
I will show you how to leave damn quietly.
Thank you so much.
I didn't have my glasses on.
bougie-ass store nowhere.
Mama, he's not gonna hurt me. He's as gentle as a lamb.
Angro... Angrola-Saxons... Saxophonists.
Don't worry about these people in here trying to make you feel bad.
Thanks.
We don't have the money. I talked to the city council, didn't I?
And now the children of McCoy School, featuring Bailey McCoy.
He has to help his daddy at night, so he doesn't get much time to study.
Okay? You is in everybody's business. Just leave this child alone.
Where my purse?
I hadn't spoken to your mother in a while, and we got talking...
My mama planted that tree...
- All right. - I'll drop you back off on my way home.
- Can I ask you something? - What's that?
Daddy, I'm talking about farming.
With all due respect, Mr. Mayor, you got the money and we have a deal.
It was my pleasure. I'm glad I could help.
Hallelujer! Praise the Lort!!!
take your time and tell her when you're ready.
I'm out on the road a lot, you know, and...
- You're nuts! - I've never hurt a flea or a fly.
I am a Christian, and this is some bull...
Virgin Mary
My daughter has always been good with helping the help.
They are not your family!
Don't act like you... Don't act like this. Now, calm the hell down.
Y'all gonna give me my damn money.
trying to protect my mother's honor.
Just keep your eyes ahead.
I mean, you have a beautiful Christmas tree...
Well, hey, it's just a nipple!
You oughta be ashamed of yourself.
Every light on the dashboard say...
- Here, Daddy, beer. Drink up. - Appreciate it.
And you better find something else to plant.
Well, what should we do?
one of my bags here.
so I'll just have to get on him to do better.
our children, no matter what we think, they will live their own lives.
Yep. Gonna be here right after you get back from school.
That makes two of us.
Lucy. How do you even... How did she...
African-American, Buddy.
When she had them dreams, was they in color or black-and-white?
Having to choose between going on with Jubilee or getting sued...
so much so, that they are presenting the McCoy School...
Your ankles is whiter than snow. Look like you been kicking flour.
I'm here.
Pull 'em. Pull 'em. Pull 'em.
they were trying to find somewhere to have the baby...
I like you. You're a nice lady.