Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, fellas. Geez.
I don't wanna die.
I'll do one it one more time. Ready?
- The world is changing. - Not that much.
You talk too much, Eileen. Please, just shut up for a little while here.
and capture the rapture, if you know what I mean.
We have to have this Christmas Jubilee.
- You know you want some of this. - I don't. It's too much for me.
- Yes, he is. - Always jump to conclusions.
- Nice to meet you. - How you doin', Buddy?
I go to the bathroom, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 12 times a night...
Little bat hairs attached to needles...
I don't want you to go.
Yeah. I'd be glad to.
No, ain't gonna be no hanging around here now.
Try to have as much charm with your voice as you do with your weenie.
I don't like you being up here with him by yourself.
and then I would have to search about...
- Really? - Yeah. What are you cooking?
- Uh-oh. Who is that? - I told you this was the wrong address.
Where are you going?
- Ain't that right? - You got that right.
Okay, but I have faith that it is.
I mean, that's really all I want for him.
Hellur
Come in the house and get to know us. We're good folks.
If you're gonna do it, then you need to do it and keep doin' her...
My daddy's gonna be waiting for me at home.
- Yes, you can. - No.
Maybe we should just leave. Let's pack up and leave tomorrow.
Eileen, stop meddling with that girl.
Yeah. So you're willing to drive down to Alabama?
She didn't have no damn heart attack.
- Hi. - Wow.
I don't know. She only said two words to me.
- Maybe she's trying to get away from you. - You better stop that.
I grew up in the country. Ain't nobody in here.
You whisper like a damn bullhorn. That woman ain't gonna hurt us.
I don't know much about music.
have put together a little presentation for us all...
You are so proud to be a part of a town...
- Madea... - I can't do it, hon. I'm sorry.
- Hi, I'm Lacey Williams. - I know who you are.
Go throw some milk on that thing.
All my stuff is illegal. I don't like driving through Georgia.
- Isn't that right, Conner? - That's right.
Okay, Oliver, we did not sign up for this. Okay?
Hey, pull up, It was high school. Am I forgiven?
All right! That's enough!
Heard about the sponsorship?
I love you, and I'm sorry...
I think we should be happy and proud...
Lacey, you do not have a Christmas tree!
Oh, yeah. Yeah, she just walked in. Hold on.
You need the money right away, don't you?
Hello?
- Lacey! - Look at you.
- Yeah, and play the numbers for me. - Can you help me?
It was just awful. It was an awful time.
Look at you!
Over my dead body will she end up with somebody like that.
- Hi, Mama. - Who was that?
than that last girl you was with.
I don't need to be here in this stuck-up-ass...
I don't jump to conclusions.
That would be fantastic.
Ain't no cab comin'. You gonna be sitting out here freezin'.
You should see the lovely gifts I bought for my daughter.
You're embarrassing us.
She loves spending time with me.
and your uncle DeWayne done got me some white lightning.
Yeah. I was conflicted.
that doesn't need as much water.
I haven't seen where she works, where she live.
- Thank you, son. - You got it.
I was down at the feed store.
You still here?
- Can I get you something? - Let's head in.
No. I'll sing. I'll do the solo.
Glee? Mama, is this true?
You're good. How are your legs? Okay.
But this bring back memories, child.
Round yon Virgin Mother...
You better put some Viagra in your water. See what happen with your tree.
There ain't nothing white about a Bucktussle, Alabama Christmas!
have you heard?
Good, it's about damn time. I get out of... Give me my check.
It's yellow. It's bright yellow!
For me, of course.
I'll have him pay my rent, car note and everything else.
That one, she just will not let you milk her.
I hitched a ride with Oliver. Surprise!
in memory of my granddaddy.
If somebody pull on your testicles, will you give 'em milk?
What are you doing?
That's right. I could put a little bow on it.
Get out of my way. I'm trying to go to the break room.
you smile pretty and you say, Merry Christmas.
Little baby Jesus was born.
that would take us well into next year's school year.
Yes, indeed.
We were just saying that God makes everyone different...
My patience is getting there with this.
Ain't nobody gonna mail me no check. I didn't mail my work up in here.
- I get it. I'll be fine. - All right, and listen.
I'm not putting my tush over no bush. I don't know what's wrong with you.
Okay. I just...
- Conner! - I've been waiting to see this.
- Conner. - Son of a bitch.
I tried. I asked her if I could help her cook.
No, he didn't mean that. He meant that...
I don't give a damn who calling who. Somebody gonna give me my money.
Would give sight to the blind man?
Another One?
Oh, sure. You want me to leave quietly?
What Time You Wanna Leave?
A private jet.
And... be good for your new teacher.
We're at the right place.
You do not have to talk to her like that.
This room brings back so many memories.
see people as people.
that our kids, our children...