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[ as benjy ] no, there is no birdgirl.
[ yawns ] energy.
I'm gengillian.
[ grunts ]
Aw, gillian.
♪ hey, who's the girl that saves the world? ♪
♪ birdgirl! ♪
Half a mil in the black.
[ men chuckling ] [ grunting ]
♪ when I'm alone ♪
Morning, all. Good morning.
[bleep] it! We're all at risk!
Then those three become nine,
A networking event for businesswomen, run by men.
[ gasps ] [ door buzzes ]
Until a corpse dog sniffs me out
Because she stores them in her pants.
I don't need to sacrifice my job for a man.
[ can opener whirring ]
"good evening, riders.
Okay, great, now birdgirl gets an all-night assistant.
Whoa-ho, whoa, whoa, whoa.
They might rise up, take the power
Maybe this will stop all the employee rumors about layoffs.
But he doesn't, because he's a cat.
Ugh. Hi, benjy.
Droning on about the not-layoffs.
Plus, it smells like beans.
Birdgirl: Whoa!
I remain at the ready.