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Gillian said "ass."
Got that, gillian? Roger.
You're kind of crazy.
[ chuckles ]
I've been out looking for a job, and now I'm home.
Where'd this goddamn cat come from?!
Why didn't someone tell me "staff changes" means "layoffs"?
And when it comes to my employees,
I'll be there in three, two...
[ light switch clicks ]
Oh, sorry. I'll find your wet food.
[bleep] journaling!
Old ladies are no longer considered just back-warmers.
You do seem to be stretched a little thin.
Even though I hate him.
Three, two, one.
Speaking of ass-clenching, anyone headed outside?
[ guitar plays softly ] [ yawning ] make sure I sign those contracts tomorrow
♪ unlock the door ♪ ♪ and set it free ♪
No, we're gonna do this the right way.
Ahem. Did I do something wrong?
♪ unlock the door ♪ ♪ and let it be ♪
To know about birdgirl,
[ meows ] how'd that cat get in here?
Floris is dead!
I'll pay it all back on Thursday, babe.
-Gillian! -Gillian!
Productivity is way down.
Hello, riders.
That's totally normal.
I am so amped.
Nuh-unh.
I thought we sold southfield. We did.
♪ unlock the door ♪ ♪ and set it free ♪
Just a snap of these fingers,
At the same time. Can you let her know?
[ coughing ] energy.